You can’t mix TEA and POTATOES! That’s illegal![/quote]
That’s the end of British cuisine, then.[/quote]
No, no, don’t get me wrong, you can drink tea and eat potatoes at the same meal, just don’t pour tea over potatoes, or boil potatoes in tea, or anything like that. It’s just wrong, on so many levels.
So yeah, that’s a “no” then, Tash.[/quote]
Narrowminded, tea-hatin’, elitist, [what’saderrogatorrytermforIrishman?], Potato Fetishist! :fume:
Steady on Tash they had wars over potatoes in Ireland you know?
Sing along with me then: -(To the tine of Hitler has only got one ball)
Iris has only got one egg
The other was rather nice he said
…ok I ran out of steam, anyone else have a go?
[quote=“Edgar Allen”]Steady on Tash they had wars over potatoes in Ireland you know?
Sing along with me then: -(To the tine of Hitler has only got one ball)
Iris has only got one egg
The other was rather nice he said
…ok I ran out of steam, anyone else have a go?[/quote]
That’s pretty good, Edgar. You sure you don’t want it? Cos I could put you to the top of the list (over Sandman).
i heard that there’s some guy over in korea who is still looking for donated eggs. if you’re lucky, you may get several EXACTLY THE SAME in return.
if you’re unlucky, he’s in jail by now.
Don’t want it any more. Bought some 7-11 stuff and got my OWN eggs. Ate 'em both. People shall suffer later this evening.
I’m gonna hold out for tash’s tea potatoes I think
WAIT!!! Don’t eat the first one till you ask thechief if he wants it. He’ll get mad otherwise.
That’s OK. He can still have it if he wants it – it’s not gone all the way down yet. As long as he doesn’t mind the yolk being already mixed with the white. And maybe some chewed strawberry Mentoes.
OK, fuck it. I just ate the second one. That’ll teach yiz!
So is this thread finished then? Can I still get one of those spuds tash?
You sure? She boiled them in tea.
I want the egg Tash exposed herself to.
You sure? She boiled them in tea.[/quote]
In Twinings Earl Gray (or was that Grey?) even.
Coming right up, EA!
Matthew!
Please!
“…to which Tash exposed herself.”
Good Lord, man, THIS is how the terrorists win!
Matthew!
Please!
“…to which Tash exposed herself.”
Good Lord, man, THIS is how the terrorists win![/quote]
You old people are so fastidious. The incisive grammarian now becomes the meticulous egg chooser. Ooo la la.
Finished? Not quite. Forget the chief’s crop dusting – I’m laying down napalm barrages over here.
I just want to all to know that I got two more eggs free with my 7-11 purchase today, but have decided not to give either of them away, since some of you were rather cheeky boys and girls yesterday.
Tea eggs MING. Yer welcome to 'em. (you really shouldn’t eat ten a week, y’know. Cant be good for you…)
What do you keep buying in 7-11?
Well, today it was dumplings and orange juice.