Just back from some late night charity work (delivering booze supplies to the local homeless drunkards) and on my way home I thought of an unusual question.
I did my health check earlier today and weighed in at 130kg. I’m sure there are many others who can beat that. So, who is the heaviest forumosan?
I thought I might be a contender for the spot, but it looks like I have a ways to go.
Chris wrote: [quote]I thought I might be a contender for the spot, but it looks like I have a ways to go.[/quote]
Cheeky bugger. Give us a number man!
Anyway, being a fat bastard isn’t too bad. Women like to have their picture taken with me because I make them look demure (i.e. skinny bitches). Others like to rub (insert joke) my stomach for good luck. I’m always happy to oblige.
Almas john, definitely. He’s a fat bastard.
What’s even more astonishing is that he’s only four foot two, That means he’s far wider than he his tall. Kids love him at the beach, though.
HG
I always assumed it was Dragonbabe, but almas john has just beaten her by 90 (Edit - actually 85) kg. (Ya beat me by 40, too)
Joking aside, as moderator I’m going to set a rule here: no fair naming other people in earnest. Some people ARE sensitive about their weight, after all.
So… telling everyone on the site what your girlfriend weighs is OK? Boys are weird.
Yeah, I don’t think she’ll mind. I mean, this is a gal who is looking forward to having crow’s feet. She’s not the type to care about age, weight, and so on – not at all a stereotypical xiaojie.
Most men don’t think their girl is a vain, silly stereotype…
If she’s cool with that, more power to her. Not criticising.
almas john, now that you’ve described yourself… I have the strangest feeling that we’ve met. Seriously. But you were sporting another name, no? One that’s forbidden to mention?
There’s so much potential for reply in this quote, I just can’t quite put my finger on it
I think Tash is the fastest Forumosan on her bike.
Is this where we start with the “yo mamma” jokes?
Is this where we start with the “yo mamma” jokes? [/quote]
Not the fattest, just takes up most of the road.
AJ -
Ya got me beat. I went for the Doc’s every 2 months check up Monday morning and weighed in at 118kg.
Of course, like I told him, muscle is more dense than fat …so…that explains a lot…
Tash wrote: [quote]almas john, now that you’ve described yourself… I have the strangest feeling that we’ve met. Seriously. But you were sporting another name, no? One that’s forbidden to mention? [/quote]
No, I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure. Must have been someone else (as my ball n’chain doesn’t let me talk to women).
Miltownkid is the phattest…
Shit a brick. We have got some huge bastards here. I thought I was bad enough being in the low to mid 90s…
It’s the scuba suit. Makes us all feel bad.
I haven’t weighed in for about 4 months. Back then I weighed in at 156 (or so)kg. I’m now under 150kg and have been training for 6 months. My ‘good’ weight is 125 to 130kg when in good shape.
Keep up the good work monster!