Worlds collide! NMA covers some bizarre hometown news

For context… and the lulz: … ack-smoker

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Wow! That was six months ago. People can’t get enough of this story. It just keeps on giving. WWE has-beens showing up to fight or help Ford. Drunken videos with death threats. Sexual harassment claims. It’s too bad he’s going to be forced out soon. This is way better than TV.

Can NMA make one on Auckland’s arsehole mayor Len Brown?

What’s his asshole level?

Not sure about Len Brown, but on a scale of one to ten, both Harper and Ford are elevens.