Sorry, it’s Saturday night and I’m totally bored so here are a few thoughts that come to mind. I really don’t want to offend but . . . . sorry . . . . my humor probably offends many. For what it is worth, here is what I would tell these folks or what my warped mind tells them.
My humble captions and advice, for what it’s worth:
Ken! Listen up boy, " trim the stash and definately lose the leisure suit. Come on dude. Are you for real? are you gay???
Hey you Crusaders! Why do “Crusaders” have to have white ties? Is this a heavenly mandate? Come on- and the white pants. Arn’t you a bit afraid of skid marks? And the guy on the left - hell, I’m fatter than you but I, at least, know how to suck in my gut. Keep singing for salvation folks. Ya’all need to.
And “Cody”? Hell, boy, you must be a used car salesman! I’ve seen more sincere smiles on my slut girlfriend. Stop perming and get a real job instead of that used car gig you have now.
" Geraldine"? Get your thumb out of my ass or I swear, I will put this wooden leg in places you NEVER dreamed it wood fit"
Hey! You! Ya you fuck head Dave! You point at me one more time, I’m going to have my brother, who will be here in a moment, kick your ass. (My brother did this to me often - That’s why I’m so fu**ed up. It’s his fault.
Ahhhhhhhh, “Joyce?” I mean no offense, but . . … . I have to tell you, wouldn’t do you even with my brother’s d***/ And WTF did you do to your hair?
Wow! Really? Pregnant again? I thought you learned how to swallow those condoms. Well, don’t worry, I have a new business plan. I am going to market cowboy hat feathers.
“Let me touch him”? Come on! Is the heavenly uniform? And, by the way, for me, you touch me dude - well hell, I’m putting glasses up you your rosy red a**. BTW, Do you masturbate
Are the Mc keithrawhaoevers - - are they really brothers and sister? Hell, I would have some husbandly questions. Regardless, mom says, " sorry, I have a confession to make" No problem." I would still tell the kid to get the bees out of her hair. Really? Can you imagine that ten pounds of hairspray on your sheets?
Millie? Go back to hooking! This a gig isn’t going to do it for you but I really like the muscle memory mouth thing you have going. Maybe you can use that in Sci-Fi.
Mille Does The Man FRom Gormeth! (I couldn’t use Dallas)
Relans -Olevans - How the hell can I tell? Try for yourself. But for me, It is’nt so much in a name but I look at this, and a sincere apology to my alternate lifestyle friends but even you would have to agree, MY ASS GETS WORRIED!!! Where the hell are these so called straight guys clothes.? My coment?? Sorry - My folowing comment has been edited in deference to my more enlightened friends.
Edit forthcoming. Gotta heheheh (get a drink - It’s Sat. night and I’m home looking at this shit so give me a break.)