Worst Date Movies

Some balls are made for dancing and some for fancy dress, but I can’t imagine balls that are made for being hit with a see-saw. :noway:

Dude Where’s My Car, not just a worst date movie, but an overall worst movie. I still got some afterwards though.

Maybe this one by Peter Jackson. I know at least one female who has been physically ill watching it. I’ve never made it right through the entire movie.

This one below would be far worse than Thelma and Louise which has Brad Pitt.

Well, the lesbian angle is rather implied than explicit. Besides, it’s an explicitly male-bashing movie, which kind of ruins the mood.

How about concentration camp documentaries? Triumph of the Will?

The mind reels.

[quote=“twonavels”]Any movies with… cowboys…blech.
… I’d sit through any Vin Diesel movie 500 times rather than having to watch a Western…movie.[/quote]

Blasphemy!

So, male bashing= lesbian?

News to me. :loco:

Um, it’s a NAZI documentary but not about concentration camps. Let’s stick to movies you’ve actually seen and can comment on based from that.

I meant those as two separate entries - concentration camp footage OR Triumph of the Will.

Bad Taste is a GREAT movie! How can you NOT watch it all the way through? Breakthrough useage of sheep guts. It’s works well on dates as they have to shade thier eyes - well - what are you there for…

My dad took my ma to see" Guns of Naverone "on their first date.

On their second date they got arrested at a bar for underage drinking.

They’re having their 40th Anniversary this year.

Friday the 13th
Any of them.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Especially if you’re from Texas

No such thing as a bad date movie.

In an episode of Seinfeld, Jerry makes out during Schindler’s List.

Oooh, I disagree. All those nice bods, great angles. Quite sexy in a Nazi sort of way. Loads to talk over afterwards. A great date flick.

I’d be thinking a porno, say, “Backdoor bitches” would be a rather big no no, especially on a first time round.

HG

Bubba - no wonder your parents are still married. They are cool “The Guns of Navaronne” & underage drinking in the first two dates - wow - what happened on the third?

No, don’t answer that… :astonished:

The Dates of Wrath

Makes sense now. :bravo:

[quote=“Richardm”]Friday the 13th
Any of them.[/quote]

Nope. Those are “get some” movies.

The first pair and the fourth, because she’ll be holding your hand or cowering behind your shoulder.

It’s great for initiating the first serous contact from the lady without being awkward about it (let’s face it, not everyone can be like Slick Ric).

Part 3, 5-9 because they’s so bad they’ll be up for making out during the dry parts (which re numerous).

Slasher films are “get some” movies, unless they’re particularly graphic, or, like Ric, you had to watch them at the Deuce, where junkies booted up in the front rows, pimps would bring their ho’s before a night on the prowl, raincoaters from the nearby adult theaters would dodge in with a trick they picked up and proceed to do the vertical mambo, stinky bums camping out (literally) for a reltively warm, dry (if there isn’t some knife fight going on up in the balcony) night on the seats that are not broken (or worse: think bodily fluids on them), and other wonderful denizens of old New York.

Then, you can count on her walking away at the door, regardless if it’s FRIDAY THE 13th or the maginifcent FLYING GUILLOTINES on the marquee.

[quote=“Alleycat”]No such thing as a bad date movie.

In an episode of Seinfeld, Jerry makes out during Schindler’s List.[/quote]

Cannibal Holocaust:

The film has many side effects, and could well be the embodiment of cinematic salt peter.

Now, if a date DOES want you, hardcore, after this flick: run, flee and go into hiding.

[quote=“Elegua”]Bubba - no wonder your parents are still married. They are cool “The Guns of Navaronne” & underage drinking in the first two dates - wow - what happened on the third?

No, don’t answer that… :astonished:[/quote]

My mom took my dad bike riding with her two young cousins. My father failed to mention that he never knew how to ride a bicycle. He told me,
“They didn’t teach me that in the Marine Corps”

Mom,“I couldn’t figure out why he kept falling down, I thought it was because he was wearing leather military shoes or he had been drinking.”

Blind Date with Bluce Wirrus and Kim Bastignator.