Poodle humps cactus
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Cold shoulder treatment
The silent wars
Writing sad stories
Using three words
A broken tooth
A phone dropped
Never settling down
A day late
A dollar short
Always traveling alone
Missing the train
Missing your ex
No way forward
No way back
No way through
Zit on nose
Pretending you care
Another pointless day
Failure to erect
A dead cat
Wedding day rain
A fallen hero
A fake orgasm
No pension planned
Backing wrong horse
Parachute not opening
Alone in cinema
Not being liked
Not being loved
Hole in pants
Hole in head
No spatial awareness
Being offered seat
Whistling in darkness
An unfinished essay
One egg short
Eviction notice served
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Bad day forever
Splinter in foot
Are you OK? 
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Moi?
No hablo español
No can do
Beautiful legless girl
Close no cigar
Behind eighth ball
Need help sir?
Staring into abyss
The forgotten sunrise
Losing your mojo
Scraping the barrel
A nobody’s someone.
The bruised palms
The walking dead
The lost love
Taken for granted
The broken heart
Good for nothing
Good at goodbye
Use newspaper instead
Guys, please avoid back to back posting.
If you have more than one idea just write different lines in the same post.
Thanks and have a good night!
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you cannot count
don’t know why
because it’s stupid
There were 43 posts from the same poster in a roll!
That’s why!