You’d be surprised how easy it is. I just spent 5 minutes on this one. Really!
Why I Wear a Hat
by Dr. McCoy
My friends, some people wear a hat and then wonder why. Others don’t wear a hat and wonder why not. I wear a hat and ask why not why. Ask not why you wear a hat, ask why your hat is worn.
I wear my hat to bed every night with the firm conviction that I have it on my head. These are tough times and we have to deal with tough questions my friends, but we will have the freedom to wear hats.
To Mr. Putin I say, “Wear down that hat!”
To Mrs. Merkel I am proud to say, “Ich bin ein Huttragener!”
Right here. Right now. At this time, do I have on my head my hat. This is the hat! Now is the time to wear it! Now is the hat! Now is the hat!