# Wrong move

**URL:** <https://tw.forumosa.com/t/wrong-move/41966>\
**Category:** Fun & Games\
**Created:** [December 12, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/wrong-move/41966 "2007-12-12T01:15:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chef\_David](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Chef\_David](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Chef_David)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/wrong-move/41966/1 "2007-12-12T01:15:28Z")

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Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play  
football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to  
Scotland.  
Two weeks later the 'Gers are 4-0 down to Aberdeen with only 20 minutes  
left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game  
for Rangers! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted  
and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about  
his first day in Scottish football.  
“Hello mum, guess what?” he says in an Iraqi accent. “I played for 20  
minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves  
me, the fans, the media, they all love me.”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day.  
Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were  
ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of  
looters, and all while you were having such a great time.”

The young lad is very upset, “What can I say mum, but I’m so sorry.”

“Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!” says his mum, “It’s your bloody fault we moved to Glasgow in the first place!”