# You can only pick two pills

**URL:** <https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574>\
**Category:** Fun & Games\
**Created:** [July 21, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574 "2020-07-21T12:59:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/1 "2020-07-21T12:59:21Z")

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Which would you choose? 🤔

![image](https://forumosauploads-12829.kxcdn.com/original/3X/c/a/cac1d3ee37187385f50c15d8c91907368c369124.jpeg)

_Poll ([view on site](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/1))_

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**Author:** ![Marco](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/marco/32/179744_2.png) [@Marco](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Marco)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:04pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/2 "2020-07-21T13:04:42Z")

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Can you put it in poll format as well?

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**Author:** ![jimipresley](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/jimipresley/32/102867_2.png) [@jimipresley](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jimipresley)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/3 "2020-07-21T13:07:39Z")

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Have a lot of money. Always feel happy. Hardly rocket science.

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**Author:** ![bojack](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/bojack/32/11772_2.png) [@bojack](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/bojack)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:08pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/4 "2020-07-21T13:08:15Z")

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#2, read minds for 3 days and #10, Get 9 more pills.

(That was always my go-to on the 3 wishes ploy, wish #3 was for 3 more wishes.)

![](https://forumosauploads-12829.kxcdn.com/original/3X/8/4/84fbf12b56f5b8231a9d5ba76e4871d971850503.gif)

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/5 "2020-07-21T13:13:52Z")

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> [@Marco](#):
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> Can you put it in poll format as well?

Added.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/6 "2020-07-21T13:16:08Z")

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> [@bojack](#):
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> #10, Get 9 more pills.

🤨

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**Author:** ![Marco](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/marco/32/179744_2.png) [@Marco](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Marco)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:16pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/7 "2020-07-21T13:16:29Z")

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Thanks.

Money and Strong is mine.

I can’t put in look 15 years younger. It’ll put me back in high school.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/8 "2020-07-21T13:17:16Z")

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> [@Marco](#):
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> Money and Strong is mine.

I chose strength and happiness.

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**Author:** ![jimipresley](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/jimipresley/32/102867_2.png) [@jimipresley](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/jimipresley)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/9 "2020-07-21T13:27:28Z")

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Why would one want to be strong? Assuming it’s referring to brute strength rather than your constitution? If you’re rich and perpetually happy, you can hire goons to be strong for you, with a smile on your face.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/10 "2020-07-21T13:32:22Z")

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> [@jimipresley](#):
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> Why would one want to be strong? Assuming it’s referring to brute strength rather than your constitution?

I could join the circus and become a strongman. Always wanted to join the circus.

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**Author:** ![Andrew0409](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/andrew0409/32/69821_2.png) [@Andrew0409](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Andrew0409)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:32pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/11 "2020-07-21T13:32:49Z")

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I thought about eating without gaining weight, but i’ve already enjoyed that for about 25 years of my life.

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**Author:** ![Andrew0409](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/andrew0409/32/69821_2.png) [@Andrew0409](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Andrew0409)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/12 "2020-07-21T13:34:58Z")

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I bet it’s pretty awesome to know you’re the strongest person in the world. Those strongman contests are pretty fun to watch.

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**Author:** ![RickRoll](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/rickroll/32/180921_2.png) [@RickRoll](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/RickRoll)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:35pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/13 "2020-07-21T13:35:28Z")

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> [@Dr\_Milker](#):
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> Always wanted to join the circus.

Just talk to @rooftopclown.  
I’m sure he can use a speaking cow in his troupe.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:36pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/14 "2020-07-21T13:36:26Z")

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> [@RickRoll](#):
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> I’m sure he can use a speaking cute in his troupe.

They’d probably just put me in the freak show. 😲

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**Author:** ![lostinasia](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/lostinasia/32/60703_2.png) [@lostinasia](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/lostinasia)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:39pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/15 "2020-07-21T13:39:30Z")

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> [@jimipresley](#):
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> Have a lot of money. Always feel happy. Hardly rocket science.

Ditto. For me it wasn’t so much making a difficult choice as “Oh, those are the only two that look appealing.” “Look 15 years younger”, eh, I don’t care, and actually I think middle age “suits” my looks more than being young did anyway. “Read minds for 3 days”: that’s a curse, not a blessing! “Forget [an] ex”, mostly already done. Eating, height, strength, followers - don’t care. (And if you’ve got #8, you’re not going to care about being weak, or looking old, or having 1 follower, or being short!)

EDIT: Feel and have the health (and back and knees!) of someone 15 years younger, yes, that would be tempting! But look 15 years younger? Nah.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:42pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/16 "2020-07-21T13:42:47Z")

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> [@lostinasia](#):
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> And if you’ve got #8

This one seems key. With it, you don’t really care about the rest. I think I chose super strength over money because you could use super strength to get money, but no amount of money will buy you super strength.

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**Author:** ![Whatevah](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/w/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Whatevah](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Whatevah)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:43pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/17 "2020-07-21T13:43:46Z")

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> [@jimipresley](#):
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> Have a lot of money. Always feel happy. Hardly rocket science.

Why would I want that? If my mom dies and I’m happy I’d kill myself. Money and Strength for me.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_PBH](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/mr_pbh/32/230938_2.png) [@Mr\_PBH](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Mr_PBH)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/18 "2020-07-21T13:44:39Z")

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> [@RickRoll](#):
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> I’m sure he can use a _speaking_ cow in his troupe.

It can _talk_?

1 and 7, btw. BC the rest are dumb.

Number 9 is just asking for trouble:

 ![image](https://forumosauploads-12829.kxcdn.com/original/3X/b/0/b01e9580cc2e0d32408bd9460145171ad648e283.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![lostinasia](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/lostinasia/32/60703_2.png) [@lostinasia](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/lostinasia)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/19 "2020-07-21T13:46:29Z")

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> [@Mr\_PBH](#):
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> It can _talk_ ?

There’s a tragi-comic short story in there somewhere, about a cow who’s so proud of its strength and wants to show off how much it can bench press, but all anyone cares about is its conversational ability.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Milker](https://forumosa-12829.kxcdn.com/user_avatar/tw.forumosa.com/dr_milker/32/181996_2.png) [@Dr\_Milker](https://tw.forumosa.com/u/Dr_Milker)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://tw.forumosa.com/t/you-can-only-pick-two-pills/194574/20 "2020-07-21T13:48:20Z")

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> [@Mr\_PBH](#):
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> > [@RickRoll](#):
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> > I’m sure he can use a _speaking_ cow in his troupe.
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> It can _talk_?

Hell, it can even type 80 words a minute.

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