Fuck me, mull over this one for a few minutes and see if you don’t end up throwing up a little in your mouth…
“An 1897 session of the Japanese Diet debated whether to sell Taiwan to France.”
The mind boggles…
At least we would have decent bread.
That’s probably why it was a bit of a Japanese Diet issue in the first place.
Think about how good the food would be! It would be like Vietnamese cuisine. :lick:
Served by your average Taiwanese waiter EXCEPT ill-mannered, self-important, and unbathed… :lick: :lick: :lick:
I’ll bid 5,000…merde’!
Well if Taiwan had to be colonized, pretty much ANY European nation would have been preferable to colonization by the losers of the Chinese Civil War.
And if it had been France, the food would be SO much more awesome than it is now… 
Do we have to do both?
Do we have to do both?[/quote]
One thing at a time. And think of the cheese!
Do we have to do both?[/quote]
One thing at a time. And think of the cheese![/quote]
Yeah.
Filled with pork fiber.
I’ve already thrown up a little in my mouth, and I haven’t even gotten to the topic of the thread yet!
Maoman, you’re so selfish, thinking with your stomach.
I would have preferred colonization by zee Germans, but with bad-ass American policemen. Can you imagine how neat and orderly life would be?
Think about the opportunities lost with regards to crème aigre.
I think it would be a huge improvement on what we got now if the French Concession in Shanghai is anything to go by:
Except zee french may have abandoned the wan long ago to the chinois with whom they are enamored.
How about Switzerland?
That would be pretty interesting.
Ja, I like it. You get the yodel and der lederhosen without the blutwurst!
Ja voll!
If a few more hill towns in Taiwan looked like Dalat we’d be a lot better off.
:roflmao: “French Teechurs” instead of “Engrish Teechurs”… :roflmao:
The food would be even more…ahhh…intriguing…yeah…thats the word…intriguing
But ze germanz, zey make their cars so vell~ :roflmao:
Maybe Taiwan would have a functional price worthy car brand right now… And beer besides Taiwan peeeee. 