Your favorite toy

Mosquitoes are my nemesis. But I have one of these now. I call it my Mozzie Slapper. It’s does lightning damage +9 vs small flying insects. God forbid the mozzies wake me up in the middle of the night. I wake up, put on armor, a shield and my one handed.

Last night I killed 4 of them.

Oh… it does +12 backhand slap damage to user vs (from) sleeping missus that I butt-zap when I can’t find the damn mosquitoes. Oh but there was, I swear… it was about to eat your ass…

Hello Kitty Vibrator

It drives girls wild!

Today my favorite toy was sandpaper.