To get it you have to start a fight at Thanksgiving dinner without bringing up politics or religion. What’s your game plan?
An actual fight?
I guess a verbal argument or fistfight.
Invite lots of expats who don’t know each other.
Discuss parenting and child rearing.
I’d read the room.
Inspired by @mad_masala, I’d start by saying that Mexicans, Hondurans, Colombians, Brazilians, Chileans, etc. are Americans too!
Maybe I’d consider if it was 10k bitcoins.
Say last year’s food was better.
Say that the fruit from Thailand tastes better than Taiwanese fruit ;
You farter, you stinker.
How the food was prepared.
Ask (some of) the men to fix something electronic.
One of those will start a riot.
Just tell my wife that she’s ethnically Han Chinese.
Punch someone. Split the money.
My nephew (toddler age) loves punching people in the throat and watching their reaction. I guess wait for that to happen and then receive my payout
Just say, chicken tastes better!
“The only thing drier than this turkey is your dull-ass conversation”
i recently became vegan and think everyone else should also. here’s why you are bad people for not being vegan…
If @Mick was there, I’d call him horrible “names” such as dude, mate, and buddy.