The alternate title for this thread is “How to waste time using a Taiwanese website.”
So every year I’ve always just shown up at the tax office with my tax withholding statement, ID, and a lost look. The nice lady behind the “foreigners” counter fills out everything for me and ten minutes later I’m on my merry way, trying to avoid the angry glares of the locals who must take a number and wait.
Today is a day off for me, and since I had nothing better to do on this rainy day, I took a look at the tax bureau website and was excited to see this…
Clicking on News item #1 takes you to the following (instructional?) video posted on You Tube…
Cool. However, it would have been nice if a website address, phone number, or ANY kind of helpful information had been included in the video or video description.
All is not lost, though, because I have the website open right before my eyes. I guess I should click on that e-Filing link. Here’s what comes up…
So even a hairy, big-nose Alien like me can download a program to file my taxes online, and also a Users Guide. Sweet! Let’s get downloading.
It turns out that the Users Guide and tax filing program can only be used with Internet Explorer. Let’s see, IE must be on my PC somewhere…I think I used it once before to download Firefox and Chrome. Ah, there it is!
The Users Guide is accessed through a Taiwanese version of PowerPoint called PowerCam. Here’s a screen shot from the Users Guide; it’s highly educational…
I’m not that concerned by the fact that the OS in the instructions is Windows XP. What does concern me, though, is the fact that the Users Guide provided on the English language section of the Tax Bureau’s e-filing site is in freaking Chinese.
Calm down, Steve. Surely the program itself must be in English. Apprehensively I run the program…
Ah, my worrying was for naught…
Yay English! I’m all set to file my taxes.
Uh-oh, remember that You Tube video?
Well, it seems that “File your taxes for 2012 tax year 05/01~05/31” does not mean what I assumed it to mean…
Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. Tomorrow I will go to the tax office with my papers, I will thank the nice woman for completing everything for me, and when I’m passing those angry glares from the Taiwanese still waiting for their number to be called, I’ll shrug my shoulders and mutter “Cha bu duo.”