Help! Suggest good slogans for the 3-26 March

I’ve been asked by some folks working on the march to help come up with English slogans for posters and headbands. This march is intended to show the world that the Taiwanese people do not want to be part of China, so they need to get the English straight this time. Please post your suggestions.

How about some comparison of Chinese Communists to the Nazis annex of Europe?

How about a plea for help to save Taiwan from Communist invasion. What about something like, “Help me, I don’t want to be a Communist!” “Please save us from death by the Chinese Communists!” “We want to be Free!” “We will die for freedom and democracy!” “We love our country Taiwan!”

Stop the Taiwan Massacre! Stop War! Save Taiwan!

Democracy or Death!

How about something about the hypocrisy of the rest of the world, like hello France, Do you want to be Communist like China? What if it was California being annexed? What if it was your country being invaded?

Of course there are always the favorites like TAIWAN IS NOT PART OF CHINA.

“This is not the Bloody Sudetenland!”

“Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite! Not Exocets!”

“USSR. CCP. The difference?”

“We’ve Got OIL!”

OUR COUNTRY–OUR TERMS

LET TAIWAN’S PEOPLE CHOOSE

CHINA IS A PAPER TIGER

WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR DEMOCRACY

DON’T ROLL BACK DEMOCRACY

TAIWAN IS STILL PART OF CHINA JUST LIKE NEW YORK IS STILL PART OF HOLLAND

CONFUCIUS SAY, TAIWAN NEED CHINA LIKE FISH NEED BICYCLE

We want to be independant but if that’s too much trouble we’ll do whatever is easiest.

We come in peace.
Does China?

Make love not ‘non-peaceful means’

Taiwan means Peace.
Non-peaceful means: China.

Hu cares about Taiwan?
Wen will Taiwan be free?

Non-peaceful means? Non.

No to China’s anti-peace law

Taiwan is unified against China’s law

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein China?
(or)
Hitler 1938: One People, One Nation, One Fuhrer
PRC 2005: One China

Anti-secession = Anti-peace = Anti-Taiwan

What about: “China really gets on our tits!”
Or: “China: What a bunch of tits!”
EDIT added: “China: Keep your hands off”

And one for TavernCaptain:
“China and Status Quo: Singing the same tired old song for the last 30 years. Taiwan deserves better!”

EDIT added: “Peking: Duck off!”

Honk if you hate Hu.
Japan+U.S.+Taiwan = Bye Bye Beijing
For human rights, there is no status quo.
Viva la Independence!!!

We don’t deport foreigners for having Hepatitis :smiling_imp:

Give us stinky tofu or give us death!

Amidst all the jokes, some good ones. Keep 'em coming.

Give us shabu shabu or give us death.

  1. I’m with Stupid ->

  2. I voted for pan-Blue, Shoot them first ->

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

[color=red]“Communism still sucks!”
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“Hey America: You missed a few commies!”

Hmmm…

  1. “Taiwan: China’s Kuwait”

  2. “We’re already independent – are you blind or just greedy?”

  3. “Is OIL the only thing worth fighting for?”

  4. “Damn! Just leave us alone.”

  5. “Kindergarten Rule # 1: Pick on somebody your own size.”

  6. “NEWSFLASH: U.S. Discovers Prehistoric Deed to Asia – Reunification With China Imminent”

  7. “Don’t deport me for trying to help!” (foreigners should display this one prominently)

Taiwan = Democracy
China = Evil Empire

If you love something,
set it free

Go reform yourselves
Then we’ll talk

“One China” =
Irredentism

“Self-Determination Principle”?
Hello…?

China’s “Peaceful Rise”
Tibet–1959
Hong Kong–1997
Macao–1999
Taiwan–TBA

I thought China
had laws against
FORCED MARRIAGE

China? Honey?
I think we should
=BREAK UP=

I would suggest something like: CHinappropriate or chINAPPROPRIATE (as in inappropriate behavior) maybe use 2 colors. Also, use ROC flag with peace sign in star as suggested in Taipeitimes article on March 3.

Two comments:
First: Taiwan government treats foriegners like 2nd class citizens here so why bother?

Seconds: Actually I think foreigners should not get involved in Taiwan politics, it looks foolish. This is definately politics because if Taiwan had a stronger, more unified voice the world would better support Taiwan’s cause. It up to them to get their shit together first.

My roots run deep here, so not saying this in spite. Just disgusted by recent events.

Or we could disguise ourselves as Chinese and carry banners proclaiming: “One million Tianshan say FUCK Beijing!”

maybe a bit more tactful…

Formosa Unity Creates Kindness
B…E…I…J…I…N…G

Not perfect, but you get the message. (free unified chinese k… need a better word for k…) else someone have a better idea?

“When independence is outlawed, only outlaws will have independence.”