If you could be a tree, any tree, what kind would you be? and why?


#601

Today, I am a volunteer tree. I am going to join the forest and learn about the issues facing old growth trees! Come join me in my effort! and be sure and contribute to my effort through Paypal!


#602

Today, I am a why tree? Wanna ask me why?


#603

You do realise that a ‘volunteer’ tree is one that sprouts up somewhere it wasn’t planted and isn’t wanted? :smiley:


#604

Why are you telling me this? Aha! See where I am going with this? Aha!


#605

Well, today, I am a today tree because it is all going to be about today and only today wanna know why? oops that was yesterday’s tree. Please ignore that oversight.


#606

A dogwood.


#607

Pity that you aren’t a doggone wood… sigh… I never get what I WANT!!! Why!!! WHY NOT!!! Damn damn DAMN!!!


#608

Any tree would be fine, as long as it gets accepted to NTU medical school. Now this tree should log off and go study some more…:frowning:


#609

Today, I feel the deperate need to be a desperate tree. I don’t understand how so much time could pass without an opportunity to share my feelings very important FEELINGS about the tree that I believe that I am and how it represents those very important, nay, all-important feelings… and yet this forum was denied to me for what? a week? :no-no:

So, given that a whole week’s or perhaps more than a week’s feelings have piled up, I am perplexed as to what kind of tree I am, should have been, should be, would have been… :doh:

I certainly hope that the organizers of this forum NEVER EVER NEVER put me in such a predicament again!

Yours truly

Frederick P. Smith v.


#610

Today, I am a THINKING NOT FEELING tree. I feel that this is the best and most appropriate use of my being.


#611

If one can be a “stout” tree, can one be a beer tree? a lager tree?


#612

Today, I am a “no” tree. NO!


#613

Today, I am a “I’ve-got-to-be-me” tree. Whoooo hoooo! :bow:


#614

I’d be a tree that’s turned into a fine guitar, or an overpriced Ukulele would be even better. Then I wouldn’t really be a tree, I’d be a GUITAR.

MIND BLOWN


#615

[quote]I’d be a tree that’s turned into a fine guitar, or an overpriced Ukulele would be even better. Then I wouldn’t really be a tree, I’d be a GUITAR.

MIND BLOWN[/quote]

What types of songs would be strummed on you? classical? jazz? rock-n-roll? soul? blue-grass? blues? country? Hawaiian? and would it matter how you were strummed depending on whether you were the guitar or the ukelele? and finally, is there no wood that you think would best be suited to your strumming needs? I merely ask because the title of this thread is about TREES. See?


#616

It doesn’t matter what kind of tree I am so long as I’m made into an ukulele that gets played regularly by a beautiful lady with a coconut bra.


#617

You say it does not matter and yet… and yet… and YET… you mention the coconut bra… which as we all know… comes from a TREE! SEE! :bow:


#618

Today, I am a train tree… no two guesses why. Wanna guess why?


#619

Today, I am a “what the hell” tree. OH yes, that is what I AM.


#620

You say it does not matter and yet… and yet… and YET… you mention the coconut bra… which as we all know… comes from a TREE! SEE! :bow:[/quote]
You’ve got me there, I guess the Ukuleles were probably made from coconut trees originally… that’s the great thing about ukes, it doesn’t matter too much what it’s made of.