Yep, I'd do the same

Sigh

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Bert, as you know, is evil–he probably pressed the button himself, then laughed that peculiar laugh of his.

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This being the internet and all, I was expecting the punchline to involve Bert and Ernie getting naughty underneath the news desk.

Anyway, don’t worry, the nukes aren’t coming. Not this week, anyway. And even if they are, the charade will go on.