914 has a way with words. What’s your favorite 914ism?
Here’s one of mine:
“I rike it a rot!”
It’s terrible! Applesolutely terrible! They just creep up on you and suddenly BLAM! You find yourself writing like a half-Samoan musclebound hulk!
Fo sho.
Yallz ballz better just stop right now or sumn’s gonna give.
“Piss off and leave me alone, you skinny, dog-smelly Brit!”
I’ll never tire of that one, bless her.
Lesley, can I have the envelope please? Thank you. And the winner iiiiis (rustle rustle) … STRAY DOG, with “Piss off and leave me alone, you skinny, dog-smelly Brit!”
(Applause)
Although in all honesty she’s never called me dog-smelly and I was actually rather flattered by the “skinny” reference. Perhaps it’s the vegematarianism in my diet.
“Dubble U Tee Eff! You’re Lee Ving? You can’t be Lee Ving! You just got here!”
(914, in response to one of our ex-Forumosans’ departure announcement)
You da lass with class and ass.
(I heard him say this to a Carnegie’s waitress the other day. We were a bit embarrassed to be seen with him, but he’s a friend, what are you gonna do, you know?)
[quote=“tash”]You da lass with class and ass.
(I heard him say this to a Carnegie’s waitress the other day. We were a bit embarrassed to be seen with him, but he’s a friend, what are you gonna do, you know?)[/quote]
WTF? He said that to me too! And here I thought I was special.
Erhu, You ARE the lass with class and ass!!! (not to mention the perfect amountof sass)