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TOPIC:
NUCLEAR MISSILE HEADED FOR TAIWAN!
Tigerman: Well that was [color=#800000]obvious[/color]. 
The [color=#000080]125th amendment[/color]
[color=#FF4000]CLEARLY STATES[/color]
that bananas [color=#FFFF00]
ARE YELLOW
[/color].
Here are some links: bananasareyellow
republicansknowthatbananasareyellow
evenblackrepublicanseatyellowbananas 
:bravo: 
:fume:
Ermintrude: Smelly boys. All they care about are bananas. Iām busy working. Iām not going to engage any longer.
BrentGolf: Bananas are good for you. I eat 52 each day. They have 0.357 nanomilligrams of eczyma and 0.38 exoskeletons of Dark Matter.
Hokwongwei: I survive on 1/2 banana per day. I guess it all depends on your circumstances.
Ermintrude: I speak 357 languages. You boys are boring me. Iām going now.
TheGingerMan: Bomb the trenches? Bananas and eggs be damned! gas masks for the inebriated, I say. Forward! Defend the perimitre! Scythes avast!
Tempo Gain: Um. Could we please get back on-topic?
catMembrane:
(Some oddly allowed spam)
Ermintrude: Hah! Now you boys bring out rings! Iām not going to play in your sandpit anymore. Soops, where are you?
Dragonbones: You can make your own, you know. Just take an organic, free-range, oven-roasted carrot and dye it yellow. Hollow it out, and fill it with free-range, organic gunpowder. Bomba plƔtano perfecto!
Ermintrude: This is facile. I refuse to get drawn into this conversation. I donāt even live in Taiwan. This bores me.
TheGingerMan: Wearing my mod hat, I am more than prepared to give one the benefit of the doubt. Wearing the other hat, it makes me feel no better, that some people are plainly retarded, listen to no reason, and willingly self-indulge in crippling exercises in futility. And i have funny hair, which makes me bashful, when Iām not wearing my Mod Hat.
jesus80: Man, I donāt know how the people from this forum get so much spare time.
Deuce Dropper: Stupid cheap cunts. Buy a fucking TV if you want the fucking news. Freeloaders. Cunts.
DrMcCoy: Eggplant banana bunny rabbit.
Ermintrude: You smelly boys said ācuntā. I am SO out of here. Carry on. I have important stuff to do.
HeadhonchoII: We have bombs in Ireland. That never stopped me from going to work, though. Iām intent on having the most ostentatious funeral EVER! I refuse to die penniless.
k.k.: Check this out! Itās a Jethro Tull video on YouTube of them doing a Jethro Tull cover!
Divea: Bananas are not my fortƩ, but one should generally eat a bomb with a generous dollop of sour cream.
Ermintrude: I have you on ignore, so I canāt read what you just wrote about sour cream. Anyway, I have other things to do.
funkymonkey: But do they offer a work permit for that? Ignoring Divea without a legitimate work permit is ILLEGAL!
Bu Lai En: Banana liquor is delicious. You can get it as COSTCO for NT$500 with free relish thrown in!
Deuce Dropper: Donāt be a cheap cunt.
urodacus: I rode my bicycle for 3000 km today. I could never have made it without the kenenoglophin in the bananas I ate, prior to departure.
Hansoux: Where you of the get the bicycle? I very of at want to the buying one!
Ermintrude: Iām not playing this game anymore. Some of us have REAL jobs.
Lros: hahahahā¦ lol ā¦ hahaha i rite every thing in lower case hahahahhaā¦lolz ā¦ but thats my style heheā¦ lolzā¦ u shud see my younger brother on facebook lolā¦ hahahaā¦
TheGingerMan: This whole subject is getting dangerously close to sociology.
Ducked: The bomb is imminent, YET STILL they demand that I mark test papers! Fucking Taiwanese lao ban fascists!
Gryphon: Love this thread. In fact, I may start a few new ones, myself. Maybe like 200 or so. Just asking one-line questions that have been answered numerous times before!
Ermintrude: Urgh. I hate coffee.
Tigerman: Coffee is the
[color=#0000BF]LIFEBLOOD[/color]
of the[color=#800000] founding fathers[/color]! Here are some links:
obamadrinks coffee
otherpeopledrinkcoffee
peoplewholikeobamadontdrinkcoffee
BigJohn: Ridiculous. 99% of indigent people in Oklahoma donāt drink coffee. Back up your absurd assertions with credible links.
Ironlady: No. Just no. When you learn to say ānoā in Chinese, come back and speak to me. Until then, itās just no.
Tommy525: The girls in Oklahoma have nice tits. 
Finley: Youāre just saying that because youāre obese. Obesity is a lifestyle choice. Iām going to live forever. Thatās why I donāt smoke. Smoking makes you obese and you canāt live forever if you smoke.
Ermintrude: This is so boring. Iām not even going to read it anymore.
Superking: How was your day at Braxton Heath?
Ermintrude: It was lovely. What did you do?
Superking: Went for a run.
Ermintrude: Nice.
Superking: So what are you doing later?
Ermintrude: I may put on the telly and watch the bomb in Taiwan. It will probably bore me silly, though.
Superking: Ha! Did you see Dave today?
Ermintrude: Yeah. He was wearing short pants.
Superking: Nice. He looks good in short pants.
Ermintrude: So, what are you doing later?
Superking: I may pop in and see Dave.
Ermintrude: He bores me.
Superking: Me too.
Ermintrude: Are you going to wear short pants?
Superking: I donāt know. Iām going to eat some toast with Marmite and then decide.
Ermintrude: Short pants are FAB!
