The Spaceman Bar is moving in 3 weeks and ditching its name. Ole Nial the barkeep and sometimes owner has offered a free bottle of Mr. Jameson’s best for an best appropriate name for the new establishment.
Winners will receive a free bottle and optional tattoo of your favorite dead Irish poet.
(Note to Lord Lucan we will UPS the bottle to Shang Hai free of charge)
My entry :
“Knee Deep in Green Vomit”
“Jabberwocky”
“Keats”
“Balthazars”
“Beefys Place”
“Gungas Din”
“Kiplings Last Words”
“The Ginger Man”
of course there are more…
C’mon…this is gimme
Gobshites is the obvious choice. He’s already got the sign and everything.
I’ve never heard it called a pullet before. Is that a Scots thing?
Dunno. I thought it was a verb.
I suggest “F.T.B.” in the event “Gobshites” doesn’t win.
(Fuck The Begrudgers!)
If I win, donate my bottle to that mad biker who once got caught out by a police aeroplane. (As an aside, I can get Bushmills here! Whoopee! Although they appear only to have the malt, and not my tipple of choice, the bog-standard cheap-as-chips white-label plain old Bushmills For People Who Drink Too Much To Afford The Posh Stuff. I’ll bring a few bottles over next time I’m back to Christen the new place.)
“Cheers” Whereevery one knows your name
[quote=“TainanCowboy”]“Jabberwocky”
“Keats”
“Balthazars”
“Beefys Place”
“Gungas Din”
“Kiplings Last Words”
“The Ginger Man”
of course there are more…[/quote]
All classics. Of course if it was TGM, i’d have to come a regular or something! 
My suggestions:
Pogue Mahone
The Fickle Fenian
The Mankey Muppet
Bite Me Bollox
Fegg Aff, ye Bahsterd!
Fy Fyyte!
Not done a Spaceman in eons.
But a new one could be The Bucket of Blood.
HG
[quote]Stagger Lee
It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him, “Never ever come back no more”
Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee [/quote]
No brainer: “canucktyuktuk’s”.
It’s catchy and you can snap your finger to it.
[quote=“Feiren”]C’mon…this is gimme
Gobshites is the obvious choice. He’s already got the sign and everything.[/quote]
That was my advice to him Feiren.
[quote=“TheGingerMan”][quote=“TainanCowboy”]“Jabberwocky”
“Keats”
“Balthazars”
“Beefys Place”
“Gungas Din”
“Kiplings Last Words”
“The Ginger Man”
of course there are more…[/quote]
All classics. Of course if it was TGM, i’d have to come a regular or something!
My suggestions:
Pogue Mahone
The Fickle Fenian
The Mankey Muppet
Bite Me Bollox
Fegg Aff, ye Bahsterd!
Fy Fyyte![/quote]
“Pogue Mahone” was also suggested to himself by meself a lovely ring it has–and Lord Lucan t’was a police HELICOPTER not a plane if yer were referrin’ ta me.
140MPH on PCH in Huntington Beach, CA
I got the winner.
“The Vomitorium”
“The Pub”
I was wondering about that, cos I got done by a plane on the West Coast Highway in Perth West Oz doing 220 kmph. I saw the cop car way ahead and thought I had time to slow down to beat the radar. When he pulled me over and started writing the ticket that meant the end of my licence, again, he said I was spotted by a plane. My youthful comment “fucking pigs in space, eh?” didn’t win any favours.
Dont recall telling Lord Lucan this one, so must be you.
HG
[quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]and Lord Lucan t’was a police HELICOPTER not a plane if yer were referrin’ ta me.
140MPH on PCH in Huntington Beach, CA[/quote]B2Gs -
So that was you zooming down the stretch by Bolsa Chica Park Beach?
Roaring by my home with the HBPD whirlybird whump-whump-whumping in chase. I seem to remember something like that.
Well done.
‘Fire in the Hole’
‘The Grogan Gutsful’
‘The Heady Bushman’
‘Musty Mulligans’
im going to get some of those hot delicious mcdonalds fries now.
Drink, Girls, Arse!
[quote=“TainanCowboy”][quote=“Bubba 2 Guns”]and Lord Lucan t’was a police HELICOPTER not a plane if yer were referrin’ ta me.
140MPH on PCH in Huntington Beach, CA[/quote]B2Gs -
So that was you zooming down the stretch by Bolsa Chica Park Beach?
Roaring by my home with the HBPD whirlybird whump-whump-whumping in chase. I seem to remember something like that.
Well done.[/quote]
I was younger, dumber and had a smaller bike. 
The Careless Catholic
The Ring of Curry (that’d work for an Indian restaurant)
Huck Finnian’s