A slice of donkey, please

[Loretta]

@Durins Bane

All of this goes to show that we really need a “Looking for a Piece of Ass” forum.

Does that really work? I’ve been thinking of posting something like this one I saw at the other site recently…

I suppose it is best to be honest here. I’m not looking to meet the one I will marry. I’m looking for passion, romance and, yes, sex – an uncomplicated and very enjoyable relationship. I hope we can celebrate lust together.

Does anyone know anyone who has actually tried this, or replied to one similar?