News tonight:
Seems a company is selling advertising on toilet paper and giving the rolls away to corporations.
LOVE IT! What a great way to express my displeasure with the corporate world. Wipe and flush! OH! YA! What a great idea for everybody that is already pissed off (better word may be suggested) with the corporate world! What idiot thought of this?
EDIT: Need a student loan? Just contact Sallie Mae. We can help!
Need a low rate mortgage, contact Freddie Mac. We have the money to help!
WTF? Idiots!
when u said toilet paper, I thought u meant the news paper
Do you want to be the company that get shit smeared all over? 
