Alternative hangout names

What do you call your local hangout, bar or club?
Some I have heard:
TU=Titties Ubiquitous
Carnegie’s=Shenanigans
Watersheds=Watershits
Vibe=Waibu
Spin=Spun
Grandma Nitti’s=Grandma Shitty’s
I’ve also heard a few others that were a little more offensive, but I will leave those off for now.

Roxy 99 - The Niner
Club 75 - The Place Across from the BMW Dealership
DV8 - Old Musty

Bien = Bien There, Done That

Q Bar = Spew Bar (ask Paogoa)

Q Bar = FUBAR

Post Home = Ol’ Folks Home

Brass Monkey = Arse Skunky

Opium Den. = OD
Oh i forgot it closed. whatever happened to that happening joint?