Any song is better if you replace the word "girl” with "squirrel." Go ahead, try it

Recreation Fun & Games
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Fluffy tail is the best tail. :sweat_smile:

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102

Hey there sugar darlin’
Let me tell you something
Squirrel, I’ve been trying to say, now
You look so sweet
And you’re so doggone fine
I just can’t get you out of my mind

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103

Slow motion, see me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion, see me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion, see me let go

Now the cops will get me
But squirrel, if you would let me
I’ll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow, we could both get off

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104

I don’t know the song, but the lyrics made me laugh!

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You’re a rich squirrel, and you’ve gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the old man’s money
You can rely on the old man, honey
It’s a bitch, squirrel, but you’re gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Say money, but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far
And don’t you know
Don’t you know, yeah
That it’s wrong, ooh, to take what is given you?
So far gone, on your own, yeah
You can get along if you try to be strong
But you’ll never be strong
Oh, you’re a rich squirrel, and you’ve gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the old man’s money
You can rely on the old man, honey
It’s a bitch, squirrel, and you’ve gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Oh, say money, but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far
Rich squirrel
Rich squirrel
Rich squirrel
Rich squirrel
Rich squirrel

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106

This is one of those threads in which you crack yourself up for the lyrics you thought of, more than others making you laugh.

107

White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Squirrel

108

Big black boots
Long brown hair
She’s so sweet with her
Get back stare
Well I could see
You home with me
but you were with another man, yeah
I know we ain’t got much to say
before I let you get away, yeah

i said, are you going to be my squirrel

109

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don’t know where I am goin’ to
Silk suit, black tie (black tie)
I don’t need a reason why

They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
'Cause every squirrel crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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110

He was a boy she was a squirrel, could I be any more obvious?

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Forget the world, squirrel, it’s you and me
Now let’s ride

I need a squirrel to ride, ride, ride
I need a squirrel to make my wife
I need a squirrel who’s mine all mine
I need a squirrel in my life

I guess that’s not the best source to reference right now…