As the title says.
“Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun”—Cyndi Lauper
“I kissed a squirrel and I like it! ”—Katy Perry
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“ah Squirrel, you really got me now, you got me so I don’t know what I’m doing now”
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“Squirrel, You’ll Be A Woman Soon” – Squirrel Overkill
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I guess you say, what can make me feel this way, my squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel, talkin’ bout, my squirrel, my squirrel.
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Squirrel from the north country.
Brownsville squirrel.
“She breaks just like a little squirrel” as a write-in.
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You’re a rich squirrel, and you’ve gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
You can rely on the old man’s money
You can rely on the old man’s money
It’s a bitch squirrel but it’s gone too far
'Cause you know it don’t matter anyway
Say money, but it won’t get you too far
Get you too far
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I went to the doctor and guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said squirrel you better have fun
No matter what you do
But he’s a fool
'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
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Rock and roll squirrel— CCR
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This is a man’s world, this is a man’s world
But it wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a squirrel
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Good morning little school squirrel. 
Can I come home with you?
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Fat Bottomed Squirrels - Queen
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I wish they all could be California squirrels.
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See them walking hand in hand across the bridge at midnight
Heads turning as the lights flashing out are so bright
And walk right out to the four line track
There’s a camera rolling on her back, on her back
And I sense a rhythm humming in a frenzy
All the way down her spine
Squirrels on film 
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Hey, you’re gonna kill that squirrel
You’re gonna kill that squirrel
Kill, kill, kill, kill that squirrel
Kill that squirrel tonight
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This squirrel is on fire.
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Cause I’m just a , oh, little old me
Well, don’t let me out of your sight
Oh, I’m just a , all pretty and petite
So don’t let me have any rights
Squirrels who want boys
Who like boys to be squirrels
Who do boys like they’re squirrels
Who do squirrels like they’re boys
Always should be someone you really love.
Hmm. That one’s kind of disturbing.
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I’ve just reported this thread to PETA. 
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Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the squirrel who came to stay?
She’s the kind of squirrel
You want so much, it makes you sorry
Still you don’t regret a single day
Ah, squirrel, squirrel
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