I have been sent on the quest to find Santa. Santa will make money. Strangely, I don’t know how…
Who looks like Santa that wants to be pimped out for either tv, commercial, or pr event?
the chief!
Thank god I’m not that fat yet… 
Nor do I have enough beard and I think my age is against me as well… phew…
Although I’m from fairly far north if that counts 
Phase 1: Dress like Santa
Phase 2: …
Phase 3: Profit
I have done instore santa gigs in the past Dont have a natural beard - will need a fake one 
I have blue eyes, chubby cheeks, red nose and can do a fairly convincing ‘HO HO HO!’
I doubt anyone will ‘look’ like Santa … they can dress-up, but looking like Santa 
BTW, Pubba … do you have a split personality? Being in two places the same time … huh … Santa can do that …
Actually the Chief was a specific request. I am holding off on making him an offer until I am told what I can offer him.
But I need more than one.
Where do you need the Santas? Taipei?
I have no idea as of yet. I have just been sent out to find a crew of Santas. Anyone who is wanting to be let down when the mystery is revealed, pm me with pictures or an email address or both.
From my experience, mysteries are either let downs or huge money.
I was getting there but now I’ve lost too much weight. Tightened my belt another notch today. If you get desperate and need a thin Santa, let me know.
Well, let’s not forget that what you think if thin might be Taiwanese “look out man, it’s the good year blimp”
As I have discovered by how many people have called me fat lately.
I’m going to out a mate here. Hope he forgives me.
Tainan Cowboy. He has the look, the smile and the personality.
I think TC would make an AWESOME Santa.
I look like Billy Bob Thornton. Does that count? He played Santa…
