FISH HOOKED ON ROD
Singer Fish out of Marillion last night paid homage to legendary mock-Scots cockney rocker Rod Stewart.
“I’ve got a couple of his albums, and think they’re really good,” the balding porn-addict said.
Stewart was unavailable for comment.
MALLETT HAMMERS NAIL
Kids TV presenter Timmy Mallett last night hit out at the latest album by Geordie actor/singer/alcoholic Jimmy Nail.
“I haven’t heard it yet, but a friend of mine has, and he didn’t really like it,” said Mallett.
Nail was unavailable for comment.
Perhaps Nox and his moral crusaders would like to get their whiter than white knickers in a twist over these.