Are you a bastard?

Maybe the Americans can help me out here. When would you use the expression “who’s your daddy”? I gather from the context of dialogues in which I’ve heard it used that it means something like “Who’s the boss?”

Which of these situations are suitable for a “who’s your daddy?”?

a. Your sports team is kicking the opposition team’s bottom. You shout “Who’s your daddy?” at the losing team.
b. You have your girlfriend over your knee and are spanking her.
c. You are at a pub, find Cold Front, and put him in a head lock.
d. You are giving Tomas’ doll a good rogering.
e. other

If we have to explain it to you, you wouldn’t understand. It would be easier to explain cricket, not that I understand that. I would say e. other, as all your other answers would be inappropriate or dangerous. You can only learn how to say it properly with the right inflection by watching a lot of American porn or hanging around a lot of Americans. This is what I gather from hearing Jeremy(Englishman) the motorcycle guy who can use this phrase and “God dammit” properly. He gets the god dammit wrong(not the right tone or drawl) though, I’m still working on his Meiyu.

CYA
Okami

God dammit ain’t just an American phrase, it’s used in all English-speaking country. So I doubt that your limey buddy is saying it wrong.
Just say ‘who’s your daddy’ whenever you feel that you have the upper-hand and are ‘winning’.

No, no, you’re obviously not American. That’s just what former groupies of Roger Daltrey and the gang tell their children.

I notice that you didn’t try to explain it…

You’re my bitch. Same thing…isn’t it?

Please tell me this isn’t part of an English lesson :laughing: … a friend caught something on TV once: “Ya want a piece of me?” :?

I’m afraid I don’t know what it means either. But it seems no one wants to explain. :frowning:

[quote=“Zombies / Time of the Season”]It’s the time of the season
When the love runs high
In this time, give it to me easy
And let me try
With pleasured hands

To take you and the sun to
Promised lands
To show you every one
It’s the time of the season for loving

What’s your name?
(What’s your name?)
Who’s your daddy?
(Who’s your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?

Has he taken
(Has he taken)
Any time
(Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly
Tell you what?
I really want to know
It’s the time of the season for loving

What’s your name?
(What’s your name?)
Who’s your daddy?
(Who’s your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?

Has he taken
(Has he taken)
Any time
(Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly
Tell you what?
I really want to know
It’s the time of the season for loving

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[quote=“almas john”]Maybe the Americans can help me out here. When would you use the expression “who’s your daddy”? I gather from the context of dialogues in which I’ve heard it used that it means something like “Who’s the boss?”

Which of these situations are suitable for a “who’s your daddy?”?

a. Your sports team is kicking the opposition team’s bottom. You shout “Who’s your daddy?” at the losing team.
b. You have your girlfriend over your knee and are spanking her.
c. You are at a pub, find Cold Front, and put him in a head lock.
d. You are giving Tomas’ doll a good rogering.
e. other[/quote]

All of the above… of course with slightly different inflection as mentioned. I mean you don’t talk to your gf same as a rival team right?
but the same meaning, basically: who’s the boss here. who’s in charge. who’s the man.

it’s kinda like in answer c: making him say uncle? why? because he acknowledges you’re big guy, he’s small fry.

I used who’s your bitch!! all the time to my friends, (guys mostly) and they have been asking me for money ever since!! :unamused:

PS so who wants to be my daddy?! :wink:

“Who’s your daddy?” should always be pronounced in a crisp Roger Moore accent. :wink:

I’m your daddy, Sugar.

or as Curtis Mayfied sings:

“I’m your Father, I’m your Mother, I’m that Nigger in the corner, I’m your pusherman.”

Mayfileds the Big Daddy, The Bomb , The Sliken Voiced Master of funks and soul.

Who’s your Daddy, son?
Who do you love?
Who’s da man?
WHO AM I!

Now, that was fun, simple pleasure indeed.

Chou

Are you spanking her bare buttocks? Or does she still have her panties on?

The exact circumstances are important . . . . . so I have taken the liberty of asking for a clarification.

Miaka: I’ll be your daddy, assuming answer b is correct.

Quest: You’re right. The exact circumstances are very important. Also, for instance, are you making the gf count them out loud and say “Thank you master, please may I have another”?

What a wonderful topic! Well done John the Wookie.

Apparently there was a Star Wars convention somwhere around the time of Attack of the Clones, and two of the special guests were Temuera Morrison who plays Jango Fet in that movie, and the guy who played Bobba Fett (or wore the suit at least) in the earlier movies. They had some sort of staged fight, and while Tem had the upper hand he improved a bit with “Who’s your Daddy?” “Who’s Your Daddy?”.

This would seem like an appropriate time to use the phrase.

Brian

I appreciate the attention to detail you blokes are showing. But asking about my gf being naked!!! The bare-assed cheek of it.

Anyway, the buttocks in question would indeed be bare, and you’d be using a variety of spanking strokes. Do I need to describe them too?

I’m still working on my intonation.

“Who is your daddy?”
“Hoos yer daadee?”
"Goodness gracious me, who is being your daddy?

See the movie “Remember the Titans.”

There’s a scene where the character played by Denzel Washington tells the disobedient player “Who’s your daddy.”

I believe this scene may provide some useful instruction on how the phrase is used in at least one context.

i downloaded an audiofile of donald duck getting a bj once and who’s your daddy is what donald says just as he’s startin’ ta feel reeeeeel good…

You mean this? :laughing:

jgoins.holowww.com/sounds/Duckjob.wav