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“Oh, do stop sniveling. Anyone would think you were Italian” gets my vote.
I don’t know, sandman…“I wanna be just like you…all I need is a lobotomy and some tights” is pretty good.
“I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!” DEXTER- The Tall Guy