Oh thereās some real beauties man.
Hereās a few from the āCars Driverās Manualā (Canāt sleep, so Iāll finally get round to typing osme of these in).
The most important thing for the driver is (1) The moral concept of paying attention to human life (if only that were true).
The driver can offer the most excellent service to have safety confort and speed for the passenger or cargo owner. If you are hard to give consideration to two or more things, the important service is (1) comfort (2) speed (3) safety (huh?)
The driver follows the traffic rules because (1) he is afraid of being punished (2) he has the sense of responsibility, honr for personal and other peopleās safety (3) there is someone to supervise him
When you see other vehicles or pedestrians misbehaving, you will be angry and feel like fighting or using abusive language or loosing your temper, how do you control yourself? You should (1) be patient and give way (2) argue with them in accordance with the law (3) do not speak (remember that next time you want to ālooseā your temper)
I am a good driver and always obey traffic rules. To keep traffic safe I hope the traffic policemen should (1) strengthen inspection and crackdown (2) not strengthen inspection and crackdown (3) only strengthen inspection, but not crackdown
T or F: Respecting human life is the most important thing for driving morals. When driving, we should consider pedestrians. We should particular give the priority of passing to the old, women and children and the handicapped (ooh, thatās a tough one)
T or F: I find two drug dealers whispering in my taxi. In order to help my country, I should think up a method to report the police station and not let them escape (yes, the answer is true - so watch out drug dealers)
T or F: I have driven for many years and have good driving skill. Therefore, when I am driving, I often joke and sing. This shows my driving skill, and does not affect safety.
T or F: If I find that passengers are suspicious, I should refuse to take them by pretext (hmm, so thatās why some taxis take off again after seeing me - theyāre just following the road rules)
Hereās an example of why the driving test can be difficult:
The pass points of a busines driverās license test are (1) 70 points for traffic rules, 60 points for mechanical knowledge, 70 points for driving test (2) 85 points for traffic rules, 60 points for mechanical knowledge, 70 points for driving test(3) 85 points for traffic rules, 60 points for mechanical knowledge, 70 points for driving test (why the hell do I need to know that and all those other rules about the amounts of fines for overloading trucks? Iām just going for an ordinary car licence).
Can a taxi driver refuse to take a customer? (2) No (they canāt? What about if they look suspicious?)
About honking, you can not honk continuosly (1) three times
Each honk can last (3) half a second
T or F (htis one is true!): The government gives rewards to good drivers, people who report traffic offenses to the authorities or help to save accident victims (so donāt worry if the police pull you over -t hey probably just want to give you a reward!)
T or F (this oen is true too!): Taxi should pick up their customers at assigned taxi stop and should not pick up passenger at the roadside (remember that next time you want a cab - go to the assigned taxi stop - theyāre not allowed to stop at the roadside).
Brian