Anyone know any Somalian? There’s a guy on the 'phone about booty.
Ground control, this is the captain. Are we clear for take-off?
avast! why we be raisin’ the dead threads? Brings bad luck to the ship, ya know.
“Yeah, daaanloaded it yesterday… its the fackin’ panthers mate. 2 paand each”
Pah. Fake pirates. You do not even have a Pirate Party!

I know, German big mouth smart ass again…
and it’s another grand old Happy Pirate Day to all me hearties.
Avast there!
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