Are Canadians French?
Steviebike: We are french in heart and provide many french things such as french poutang, french kisses, and french toast
One day a Canadian girl gave me a French kiss then a French letter. What is the meaning?
It means she loves you with French passsion
What’s the difference between poutang and poutine? 
The cutlery.
Is Bubbles really Canadian? I’ve heard that he was imported to the 52nd state from the 51st state, Israel. Also, is it true that The Tragically Hip are actually from Seattle?
How do you pronounce urodacus?
alright Canadian guy, which one of the following is NOT a town in Canada
Spread Eagle
Come by chance
Dildo
Joe Bat’s Arm
Happy Adventure
Little Hearts East
Pigeon Inlet
Moose Hat Harbour
Pooch Cove
Blow me Down
Goobies
Horse Chops
Witless Bay
Which country has more people, Taiwan, or Canada?
And…which country has more Canadians? Taiwan or Canada??
ChewDawg: The juices when you eat them.
Jimi: Don’t cha knoo US and A is a state of Israel? The T.H. are from New Hongkong, British Columbia–also known as Richmond, Bc.
Urodacus: “You Row da cus” with a newfie accent when you speak.
Upan: Man, you musta saw some of these restraunts and stores, cuz they not towns.
Fh2000: Taiwan is a country? We were never taught that!!
Why do you hate our freedoms?
Is it true what they say about Canadian women?
What curious native customs did your family practice? Lots of singing and dancing, I suppose…?
If the red stripes on the flag of Canada represent the Atlantic and Pacific, why isn’t their another bar across the top to represent the Arctic?
How is it that Wolverine speaks Japanese, but not French?
What is your official national ideology, like pancasila for Indonesia or the Three Principles of the People for the ROC?
Actually Taiwans is in reality more like "To leave and to come back again " 
[quote=“Mucha Man”]Dear ex-Can:
As one of ten thousand Canadians living in Taiwan what can I do to distinguish myself from the other 9,999? I’d rather not be pigeonholed.[/quote]
You are a white canadian the other 9000 are Taiwanese who immigrated to Canada and came back. But hey your still come from mousehead country.
Any good Canadian films?
Yeah, super troopers.
Moosehead. But perhaps you can make me a nice titmouse head avatar?
The Hip are from Kingston, Ontario.
My guess is you’ve likely never been within 2000 Km of Newfoundland.