Ask Not What DOGE Can Do For You, Ask What YOU Can Do For DOGE

So, where would you cut costs? Here are some interesting ideas.
Team effort: Americans’ DOGE cost-cut ideas for Musk, Vivek

Here are some of the best I’ve heard so far:

  • Hold the world’s largest “garage sale” on the Washington Mall, and in every city that hosts federal offices. Auction off unused land, buildings, furniture, computers, vehicles, books and industrial supplies to the highest bidders and dedicate the funds exclusively to debt retirement.
  • Enact severe penalties, up to and including shutdown, on any of the dozens of federal agencies that cannot pass a simple audit of how they spend our money.
  • Initiate the biggest manhunt program in history to track down the fraudsters who stole hundreds of billions of dollars from welfare programs, COVID relief efforts, the PPP program, food stamps, Medicare and more. Use all federal police powers to claw that money back.
  • Sell off unpaid federal loans, allowing private bill collectors to retrieve as much as they can of the hundreds of billions of dollars lent by taxpayers to corporations, small businesses, students and others, but were never repaid.
  • Give the president the power to impound funds that were appropriated by Congress but went unspent by federal agencies.
  • Incentivize federal employees to participate in identifying waste and suggesting innovative ways to save money. Give them a 15% finders’-fee bonus for every dollar saved.
  • Repeal President Biden’s executive order placing diversity directors in every government agency. Their salaries and benefits run to millions of dollars annually.
  • Stop all federal loan and grant programs to universities that have endowments of more than $1 billion unless they freeze tuition.
  • Institute a 10% spending cut across the board, including defense (but exempting Social Security payments). Follow it with a nine-month zero-based budgeting exercise that requires justification for each new expenditure. Let these bureaucrats defend their jobs.
  • Lay down the law to debt-laden states like New York and Illinois: No federal bailouts are coming — get your fiscal house in order!
  • Defund sanctuary cities and states that are violating federal immigration laws.
  • Move government agencies out of Washington, DC, and its surrounding suburbs. Put them where their work is most relevant: Send the Environmental Protection Agency to Flint, Mich., the Department of Energy to Pittsburgh, Penn., or Dallas, Tex., the Department of the Interior to Montana.
  • Fire those 30,000 new IRS agents that were hired under Biden’s misnamed Inflation Reduction Act.
  • Cut the Department of Education budget in half and send the remaining money to low-income parents in certified failing school districts to give their children alternative learning options.
  • Stop all federal subsidies to any individual with an income of more than $1 million and any company with a market cap of more than $1 billion.
  • Open non-environmentally sensitive federal lands to the mining of critical minerals, bringing in billions in royalties and lease payments.
  • End the corrupt minority-ownership scam that supposedly ensures “diversity” in federal contracts, but only drives up construction project costs.
  • End all foreign aid programs and all funding of the IMF and World Bank. Instead, airdrop copies of Milton Friedman’s “Capitalism and Freedom” into poor countries whose struggling people most need its message.

I would start with two: come up with a means test for social security. If you don’t need it, you don’t get it. Or if you don’t need it, you get it but it is taxed up the wazoo. Incentivize NOT getting it with IDK, free tickets to a baseball game or concert tickets-- none of that backstage pass or front row bullshit-- just good seats on the sidelines.

Two: stop funding university studies for low value research. No one care about frogs on cocaine. That should be done for sure, but in a college frat house, not in a lab and published on TikTok.

Can’t tell if this is a joke - half of these have been in place for years, of the others some are literally not possible, others are illegal. :thinking:

(No, I don’t care to discuss, just curious if it’s a wind-up vs actual ignorance. :smile: )

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Hey man— it’s what’s the people want. :laughing:

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63% of federal bureaucrats are in the Defense Department, Veterans Affairs, and Homeland Security. I can certainly imagine Musk kicking veterans to the curb, but I don’t think that’s the image Republicans want to project. OTOH Trump thinks they are all suckers, so maybe.

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Do you have an amount that all these cuts would reduce the government budget as a percentage of total expenditures?

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Do who?

Lots of doubts, no need to consider consequences yet

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Elon’s latest D.O.G.E. post

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1867399025835511987

3.2B USD, just get your companies to pay it back Elon :+1:

Isn’t D.O.G.E. promising to cut $2 trillion?

And this must take the high price in stupidity as a saving effort :rofl:

All things small leads to… :wink:

Because loosening financial regulations and oversight for banks has worked out so well before. Just ask Dubya. Eliminating the FDIC will soothe investors I’m sure.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/trump-advisers-seek-shrink-or-eliminate-bank-regulators-wsj-reports-2024-12-13/

I realised DOGE was a bunch of bollocks a few days ago, when Elon Musk decided Trump should cancel the F-35 project and instead focus on drones.

It was one of the dumbest things I have read and the tech bros and Musk worshippers are absolutely lapping it up as a good idea. For some reason it’s become a big thing on Twitter with so many imbeciles pushing for the F-35 to get cancelled.

Drones are the future yes. Key word, future. Drones can’t do what the F-35 can do yet. Just look at how F-35s demolished Iran’s SAM network a couple of months ago. Drones can’t do that.

It reminds me of the 1957 British White Paper, which decided missiles were the future and cancelled a bunch of aircraft projects. It crashed the British aerospace industry and, surprise surprise, aircraft are still around.

Eliminating controls the last time made the stock market reach extreme valuations for many years. Business likes the lack of regulation, just that it will inevitably blow up the economy as all the corruption and cheating go unchecked. Until then, party on investors.

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:banana: :bomb: :runaway:

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Precise numbers. To the nearest thousand. Presumably they pass Musk’s audit test?

1B USD savings? When I posted 3.2B savings there were complaints as too small :rofl: :rofl: