honestly i have had more attention from super market check out girls and the such since i have been wearing a mask. it has improved my looks 
i may have to wear one even when the virus has been conquered.
and i noticed the supermarket check out girls and the such have become prettier with their masks on…
win/win
sounds like you would love Saudi Arabia 
I had the dubious pleasure of spending a lot of time on mass transit this past weekend. HSR, TRA, MRT.
It’s a joyless experience, being constantly surrounded by the masked masses.
And what is life, without joy?
You know it is time to leave when you start seeing sexy ankles…
Adds an element of mystery!
I thought you were married? You dawg. 
I’ve clearly opened Pandora’s box with the grave dig question. I might have to change my name. No post is safe.
Are you taking suggestions? How about @the_kakapo?
the_old bear.
@the_bear_2.0
the_21st century bear
Jesus, just had my first colonscopy today. Two operations last year. The doctor’s are doing their best to rebuild me.
Oh god that’s one of those things I’m probably supposed to start getting done soon - or should have already started, seeing as how my younger brother has already gone through two or three of them. Dreading it.
(Mildly surprised I couldn’t find any bear images for this meme.)
colonoscopy. It’s all about the o.
You must be very healthy.
After my 3rd one, I said, well, @$*&+!, I am not going through this concious again. Full anesthesia or no way Jose.
Still under the anisthetic 
I see nothing. I feel nothing. That’s the way to go.
Weird. When I have done it, I wake up, walk off the table, meiguenti.
Piece of cake with the full anesthetic. You lay your head down and next thing you’re done.
It’s the prep that’s a nightmare. The three days of hunger and then the never ending purging.
I start a week ahead. Way easier. And practically no overnight on the porcelain throne. Everything that had to go is gone at that point.
Did I tell you last time I was at the hospital it was a week with no food? Only hooked up to the bag of serum. And I did not lose a gram.
