Bass player sought

The Beaver County Rangers are looking for a new bass player.
The Jayhawk is trading up to the Swingman seat, and will be concentrating on mandolin/acoustic/dobro/harp duties.
The Rangers (in case you don

You should chain that guy to his bass. He’s good.

I know, I know, but how you gonna keep 'em down on the bass after they’ve heard Soldier’s Joy???

Sought? Sought? A bit high-falutin’ for me. Sorry. Plus, I can’t play the bass.