Beard Rash (His Beard, Her Rash)

Its happened before, but this girl seems especially sensitive, and I suppose Taiwanese girls on average are less exposed to the effects of facial stubble than Western Wimmen.

I look (even) worse “clean shaven”, and I look even older with a longer (and hence less scratchy) beard.

I suppose if I look really off-putting that’ll make the problem go away, but I’d like to avoid scorched earth solutions if possible.

Conditioner?

Lovely-Lissom-Ladies-Legs Depilatory Cream?

(Used it many years ago on mice, while working in cancer research. Vile mercaptoethanol-ish smell, at least on mice)

You could wear a face mask? :slight_smile:

get a boyfriend instead?

Good idea. :thumbsup:

Take this guy, for instance.

[quote]A masked man went on trial Wednesday, although the mask was not his idea.

It was the judge’s.

Joshua Beadle has gained notoriety in the courtroom and in jail as a spitter, so while on trial, he is fitted with a special nylon-and-mesh spit mask.

He has had more than 50 write-ups in jail for misbehavior, including spitting and throwing urine on deputy jailers.

There was loud banging and commotion in the lockup area just before he was escorted into the courtroom wearing the mask and handcuffs.

Last year, Beadle spat at the judge, barely missing him but dousing a clerk’s computer. Since then, the mask has been mandatory wear for Beadle in court. . . . [/quote]
m.commercialappeal.com/news/2010 … burglary-/

Ladies may find it somewhat disconcerting at first, but I’m sure once you explain it they’ll understand and romance will blossom. :slight_smile:

I suggest you marry her.
Then, in a couple of years, you’ll never get close enough to each other for it to bother her. :thumbsup:

I used to get stubble rash all the time from my ex-ex… :aiyo:
He tried using conditioner/treatment and it worked a bit…

don’t use depilatory cream, you’ll end up with patches with no hair and spiky bits all over the place :roflmao:

good luck! ^^

use your tongue more…

[quote=“the chief”]I suggest you marry her.
Then, in a couple of years, you’ll never get close enough to each other for it to bother her. :thumbsup:[/quote]
Holy FUCK! You got “a couple of years?” What ARE you? Some kind of super-lothario? :s

[quote=“sandman”][quote=“the chief”]I suggest you marry her.
Then, in a couple of years, you’ll never get close enough to each other for it to bother her. :thumbsup:[/quote]
Holy FUCK! You got “a couple of years?” What ARE you? Some kind of super-lothario? :s[/quote]

Nah, I just didn’t tell her we were married for the first 18 months.

Just wait it out. Her cheeks and thighs will callus up over time.

[quote=“the chief”]I suggest you marry her.
Then, in a couple of years, you’ll never get close enough to each other for it to bother her. :thumbsup:[/quote]

Sounds like another scorched-earth solution to me.

Where does the irritation occur? Inner thighs? Then I have no ideas, except for well, spreading the legs more. If it refers to the pubic mound, or the area around the vagina, then just try to have only your lips touch the skin. It might be more uncomfortable or tiring for you, but makes sure no rash can happen.

Where does the irritation occur? Inner thighs? Then I have no ideas, except for well, spreading the legs more. If it refers to the pubic mound, or the area around the vagina, then just try to have only your lips touch the skin. It might be more uncomfortable or tiring for you, but makes sure no rash can happen.[/quote]
Bloke’s married, so he’s obviously talking about the grease-encrusted skillet. Try a Brillo pad is my advice. Listen, dude, EYE’m married, but even MY old lady doesn’t expect me to wash the dishes with my tongue more than a couple of times a week.

:roflmao: If I ever get around to buying people on Forumosa beers, you will be the first one. Promise! :beer:

PS: Yes, I already expected that any kind of serious answers would have a hard stand here

“hard stand”… fnaar fnaar!

  1. Shave.
  2. Grow it out grizzly adams.
  3. Use coconut oil on her lady parts and your abrasive parts! It works a treat and is 100% naturally biodegradable/edible! :wink: