Best Headline Ever!

“Control Yuan President Wang Hopes to Clean Out Undesirables in His Organ”

kmt.org.tw/english/page.aspx … anum=13332

I didn’t know he could play.

Undesirables = kidney stones?

I am certain he will gauge pubic opinion before proceeding.

I thought it meant he’d be polishing the bishop.

I thought it meant he’d be polishing the bishop.[/quote]

I was wondering when YOU would comment. :laughing:

This headline in the China Post threw me of at first, but I cracked up after reading the article:

“Facebook, large breasts & diving: perfect recipe for anal sex & jail”

chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/nati … -large.htm

[quote=“lukeduke”]This headline in the China Post threw me of at first, but I cracked up after reading the article:

“Facebook, large breasts & diving: perfect recipe for anal sex & jail”

chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/nati … -large.htm[/quote]

:laughing: Nice find. I am sorry you had to read the China Post however.

Not quite to Taiwan standards, but I read ‘Romanian cockfighting princess gets tacos in jail’ this week. :laughing:

Wiiiiin

Not a classic headline, but this 2008 story has a first paragraph sure to get you reading:

“Memories of an alleged kidnapping in 1978 that became universally known as the ‘Mormon sex-slave case’ were stirred following the appearance of Bernann McKinney on television screens and in newspapers around the world with the five pit bull puppies that were cloned from her much-loved dog Booger’s frozen DNA.”

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne … -case.html

I wanted to know why she called her beloved canine “Booger.”