I just asked a colleague, who went through years of Catholic school, how there got to be a few billion people on earth if God created just Adam and Eve. Did their children have sex with each other? And their grandchildren? And. . . wait a minute, how did they have grandchildren, didn’t Adam and Eve just have two children – Cain and Abel – both boys, and one killed the other?
So how was the next generation formed? Cain and/or Abel must’ve had sex with Eve, right? Is that really so good and proper? What kind of a religious fable is that – the world was created by a bunch of incestuous murderers? Hardly seems worthy of veneration in my mind.
Anyway, my colleague responded that Adam and Eve were only the first couple and God actually created other people after them, but I don’t recall that in the bible so I called him on that cop-out excuse. I also called over another colleague who’s into the Bible big time and asked him too.
Christian number two told me I’m correct, God created just Adam and Eve, but they actually had a whole bunch of other children after Cain and Abel and, he said, I’m also correct that we’re all the result of incest – that Adam and Eve’s kids all did have sex with each other, resulting in the next generation, and they all had sex with their brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, nieces and nephews and so forth, until we were finally begat.
But the incest wasn’t problematic back then, he explained, because – being just a generation or two removed from God – their blood was all extremely pure back then, so there was no real reason to worry about passing on hereditary defects, or whatever the reason is that we’re not supposed to fuck our brothers and sisters.
Anyway, there’s two explanations. What’s your understanding on the subject?