Body Part Sizes worldwide: Yeah, there's a map for that

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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/the-rice-bowl/penis-size-world-map

Penis sizes worldwide: Yeah, there’s a map for that
China and India: Find out who wins the ultimate pissing contest.
Emily LodishMarch 23, 2011 16:04Updated March 24, 2011 08:41

A Roman statue of Venus and Mars is displayed at Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s office on Nov. 18, 2010 after being restored. Mars got a new penis and Venus a new hand under orders from the Italian leader. (Andreas Solaro/AFP/Getty Images)Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world.

(Hat tip to the Shanghaiist blog for first pointing it out to us).

But before you get all excited, let me just tell you that Asia does not fare exceedingly well.

According to this interactive map, all of the world’s least well-endowed countries are located there, with South Korea bringing up the rear at 3.8 inches.

India and Thailand and Cambodia go head to head (to head), each coming in at a solid 4 inches.

China’s little soldiers, ranking 4.3 inches on average, are a good match for the average Japanese Capt. Winkie (also 4.3).

But the real weenies seem to be in the Congo (7.1 inches), with Ecuador not far behind (6.9 inches).

And in case you’re still unsure of which country you’d like to visit next, get a load of this:

Another map that attempts to correlate penis size with IQ — two things that, in the case of China and Africa, appear to be inversely correlated. Titillating.

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Not a surprise to anyone who has watched any porn.

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Surely this is a vital and perennial issue for you guys, so let me help you with a more reliable source of related data:
everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/
Considering the article, would you also agree that women, whose penis size is reliably “zero”, therefore have the highest intelligence? :whistle:

And, as you surely must have heard more than once, it is not the size that matters…
amorouschick.blogspot.com/2009/1 … lways.html
:roflmao:

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So the brits have got bigger dick than the yanks. But are they also bigger dicks?

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Sudan and Ecuador and Congo? random.

IQ and size correlation in pre-modern societies probably make sense as there’s opportunity cost in puberty/development. the brain needs a lot of protein/energy to develop.

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Yes, but we’re cleverer about it, so the Yanks often don’t get the joke.

And I just disproved Low IQ = Big Penis Theory again!

My friend’s extensive research backs up the Korean numbers on the map - she says there’s a reason Korean girls are always grumpy… :roflmao:

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I think all the asians in the states bring the average down. :laughing:

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I think all the asians in the states bring the average down. :laughing:[/quote]
Now that was a good one :bravo: :roflmao:

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Yes, but we’re cleverer about it, so the Yanks often don’t get the joke.

And I just disproved Low IQ = Big Penis Theory again!

My friend’s extensive research backs up the Korean numbers on the map - she says there’s a reason Korean girls are always grumpy… :roflmao:[/quote]
Good market for sex toys?

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How come the Irish are less equipped then the British?
It seems that countries with royal families are better endowed, could there be a connection??

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I think all the asians in the states bring the average down. :laughing:[/quote]
Now that was a good one :bravo: :roflmao:[/quote]
I thought the exact same thing when I read that---- does America have more Asians than the UK?

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I think all the asians in the states bring the average down. :laughing:[/quote]
Now that was a good one :bravo: :roflmao:[/quote]
I thought the exact same thing when I read that---- does America have more Asians than the UK?[/quote]
Yeah, but it also has more black people, so it should average out.

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I think all the asians in the states bring the average down. :laughing:[/quote]
Now that was a good one :bravo: :roflmao:[/quote]
I thought the exact same thing when I read that---- does America have more Asians than the UK?[/quote]

Has anyone seen the West Wing episode on maps??

This survey reminds me of that.

Edit : I like the 'In our society we unconsciously relate size with power and importance".

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divea, that’s hilarious.

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http://www.taiwantoday.tw/ct.asp?xItem=158926&CtNode=414

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[quote]
Some women dismiss Asian men based on the assumption that Asian males don’t “measure up” to white, black or Hispanic men. “When waves of people believe that a penis is relative to your height, foot size or how big your monster truck is, it’s easy to see a five-foot-five Asian dude and think, ‘He’s not tall, therefore, his penis isn’t that big,’” relationship blogger Ranier Maningding told Mic.

Researchers recently put that assumption to rest when they surveyed 15,521 penises from around the world and revealed that most are within the “normal” size range, noting no significant distinctions between nationalities or ethnicities. In fact, only 2.28% of the world’s population has an “abnormally small” penis size. In short, ladies need not worry or jump to conclusions, big or small.[/quote]

Ohlala :howyoudoin:

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French people are not much taller than Taiwanese people on average.

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On average, French people are not much taller than Taiwanese people.

Dear oh dear!

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Are you talking about real height ?
175.6 cm / 5 ft 9 in vs 171.4 cm / 5 ft 7 1⁄2 in according to Average human height by country - Wikipedia

Or about another type of size ?
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Average_penis_size.svg