Body positioning during sex determining gender of baby

Is it true that if the woman is on top of the man during sex, that a female baby will most likely be conceived?

Too often the man is on top of the woman during sex, and that often results in male babies.

I know that the temperature of the man’s sperm may also be a factor in determining a baby’s gender.

So guys, if you want your next child to be a girl, perhaps letting the woman take the dominant position at nighttime is a good idea.

Based on what reasoning? Wimmin sperms are stronger swimmers?

There’s some biology to it, I’m sure; I have more than 20 cousins and only three are boys. Lots of sibling groups are all one gender, much more than mere chance would determine. Lot of old wives tales involved in how we get there, though.

Female chromosomes will float to the top because they are mostly air.

Yeahyeah! The, ahem, cream rises. All humans are female 'til they get poisoned with testosterone. In the womb, I mean; they do not need to attend a forumosa Happy Hour for this unfortunate occurence to take place.

You’re supposed to eat lots of asparagus, or summin, if you want a girl (if?), no? Or am I confusing that with wanting your pee green?

The ancient Romans beleived that if one got jiggy with it facing east, one would conceive a girl, or facing west, a male.
Or vice versa, I don’t recall.

And if you do it doggy style you have puppies.

Only if she’s, you know…a real dog…

[quote=“reztrop”]Is it true that if the woman is on top of the man during sex, that a female baby will most likely be conceived? Too often the man is on top of the woman during sex, and that often results in male babies.

I know that the temperature of the man’s sperm may also be a factor in determining a baby’s gender. So guys, if you want your next child to be a girl, perhaps letting the woman take the dominant position at nighttime is a good idea.[/quote]

Also dont drink coffe or chocolate or you kids will come out little darkies… and dont eat mango they come out orange.

And face towards mecca when having sex. I heard all the best Imams are made that way too.

Which are better than female babies, of course. (You may know Chinese medicine, but you don’t understand Chinese culture!)

Anyway, it’s all backwards from this in Australia.

In that case they’d only be half puppy.

Which can be affected by, for example, oral-testicular stimulation.

all you haters suck my balls?

but are they chocolate salty balls :laughing:

Bah! This is an old wives tale, how does it explain twin babies with different sexes? Angelina and Brad got a set of those.

Well that’s what happens when you do it right on the equator.

Easy. While Brad was getting off, Angelina just changed positions on him.

Imagine if science could prove this theory. Any woman with a daughter conceived from rape would likely have her claims dismissed by the judge since she was the one on top.

If this was true, it could also be embarassing, people could tell what is this man/woman sexual preference by looking at his/her brood.

ok, here is one question.

What what gender to you get when you do it in 69 position???

[quote=“section61”]ok, here is one question.

What what gender to you get when you do it in 69 position???[/quote]

Err… none? Need someone to send you a “facts of life” book or instructional video? :wink:

In GENERAL, female sperm live longer but male sperm swim faster; if you want a girl have sex 3-4 days before ovulation, for a boy 1 day before or 1 day after ovulation.

Apparently this method is 70 - 80% effective.

childbirth.org/articles/sex.html

[quote=“section61”]ok, here is one question.

What what gender to you get when you do it in 69 position???[/quote]

Answer: you have a ‘phu-phu’ bird child, that flies around in ever increasingly smaller circles until it disappears up it’s own anus.

Any ways; let em think you have more daughters on top . . = more sex.

[quote=“reztrop”]Is it true that if the woman is on top of the man during sex, that a female baby will most likely be conceived?

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Yes reztrop, this is true. It is because; as the woman sits on you the ejaculate actually shoots right through to the top of her skull, bounces off the top, and shoots back down to the uterus, making the effect of of yin as opposed to the positive, upward moving yang; thus a female child will be concieved . . . . or not.

[quote=“reztrop”]
Too often the man is on top of the woman during sex, and that often results in male babies. [/quote]

I thought it was normal to balance on your head . . . .?

[quote=“reztrop”]
I know that the temperature of the man’s sperm may also be a factor in determining a baby’s gender. [/quote]

Hmm, yes, maybe. But I just can’t still get the thermometer to stay in my urethra!

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So guys, if you want your next child to be a girl, perhaps letting the woman take the dominant position at nighttime is a good idea[/quote]

Nah, Nah …I just can’t cope with this one. I have just spent way too much in fireman and policeman suits.
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