Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
Oh shit. It’s already self-aware. Save yourselves while there’s still time.
Holy shit.
This got real.
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I, for one, welcome our new digital overlord.
With open paws.
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The word for girlfriend is boss. Wife becomes dictator.
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Divorce lawyer is “executioner.”
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Hooking up with drunken chicks is never good advice. Can leave a guy vulnerable to a false sexual assault allegation or worse. My personal attitude is it’s not worth the risk.
But OP… It sounds like you came from space dude. Taiwanese understand boyfriend girlfriend. And who cares what the parents think?
A world without drunken hookups is a world without sunshine.
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Snowflake alert! Snowflake alert!
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Lol screw that Byron Pulsifer guy. .
Discobot with all the wisdom!
Word.
Half the old-timers on this board met their other halves drunk in Spin. The other half met them in Roxy 99.
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I met mine on Tinder in true, insufferable millennial fashion.
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A world without drunken hookups is a world without moonshine.
There. Fixed that for ya.
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Um…no comment?
You is so busted buster.
Ha I met mine in Night Owls.
Splittist.
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