The murderous thug know as George W. Bush can’t even stay on his bike. He injured himself. He’s still alive, unfortunately. Homeland security, CIA, FBI and the remaining coalition partners have been informed and instructed to blame it all on terrorists, well, anyone really as Bushfuck can do no wrong. He must have been pushed in which case it was a lack of security. Means that further restrictions be placed on US citizens and that anyone who has ever seen a bicycle will be cavity searched when entering the US. No worries though, he’ll be falling off more than his bike come November.
When Donna, Josh’s assistant, asks Leo to explain what happened to the President, Leo responds petulantly, “What are you — from State Farm?”
But Donna is not intimidated and does not give up.
Finally Leo says, “He was swerving to avoid a tree.”
“And what happened?”
“He was unsuccessful.”
C.J. doesn’t know what to say to the press,
“Is there anything I can say other than the President rode his bicycle into a tree?”
“He hopes to never do it again.”
“Seriously, they’re laughing pretty hard.”
“He rode his bicycle into a tree, C.J., what do you want me — The President while riding his bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole came to a sudden arboreal stop. What do you want from me?”
- From the pilot episode of The West Wing
Yes, I know the parallel is not exact, but I’m easily amused 
Maybe Dubbya was trying to open a packet pf pretzels as he was riding along.
Kerry apparently said, “What happened? Did the training wheels fall off?”
[quote=“Spack”]Maybe Dubbya was trying to open a packet pf pretzels as he was riding along.
Kerry apparently said, “What happened? Did the training wheels fall off?”[/quote]
What a fucking idiot Kerry is…
He just took a spill on his bike a few weeks ago… maybe he forgot about that???
freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1128366/posts
Remember when Kerry fell while skiing? The jagoff Kerry blamed it on the secret service… 
Since you mention him, and I only just re-found the URL:
“John Kerry is a douchebag, but I’m voting for him anyway.com”
[quote=“Spack”]Maybe Dubbya was trying to open a packet pf pretzels as he was riding along.
Kerry apparently said, “What happened? Did the training wheels fall off?”[/quote]
Oh comeon Tigerman, you gotta admit it’s pretty funny, particulary after the segway photo op. . .
bikexprt.com/witness/product/bushfalls.htm
and the pretzel. . .
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1758848.stm
After all, this is the guy who went AWOL from the National Guard, then strutted around in a flight suit for a phony photo op.
reluctant to say it, but bush was mountain biking at the time-or the release i read had him doing so.
mr.kerry rides those skin tight bike shorts. as bad as clinton’s jogging shorts.
in this most recent battle of the blue-bloods the advantage lie with the moto-crossin, (tony) hawkish george w.
Of course it would…running into a parked car doesn’t sound nearly as prestigious of a biking accident as falling off while riding down a treed hill with a 45-degree drop. I wonder if Jenna and Barbara will attack Huffy in 12 years for being the bike company that tried to kill their dad.
[quote=“Spack”]Maybe Dubbya was trying to open a packet pf pretzels as he was riding along.
Kerry apparently said, “What happened? Did the training wheels fall off?”[/quote]
Kerry said that off camera to some reporters who heard it and there is now some debate as to whether the big news agencies will report that off the cuff remark – he really did say it, but in joking way, thinking he was among friends, locker room talk – but now the news agencies are saying something polite like Kerry said “Oh, I hope he is okay.” In fact, his first comment was just like Spack said it was.