I have what looks like half a cake next to my user name. Nobody else seems to have this. What is it?


the anniversary of when you joined this mudslinging community.
The proper celebration is for drinks on the house by you.


Sparkling cyanide all round.

Has it really been a year? Feels a lot longer.


It’s been a whole year since you first engorged us with your biggus dickus.


Still feeling it?


My soul was penetrated. Deeply.


Are there visible stretch marks?


But it sure beats workin’!