Cake


#1

I have what looks like half a cake next to my user name. Nobody else seems to have this. What is it?


#2

the anniversary of when you joined this mudslinging community.
The proper celebration is for drinks on the house by you.


#3

Sparkling cyanide all round.

Has it really been a year? Feels a lot longer.


#4

It’s been a whole year since you first engorged us with your biggus dickus.


#5

Still feeling it?


#6

My soul was penetrated. Deeply.


#7

Are there visible stretch marks?


#8

But it sure beats workin’!