Caring for sick wild mouse

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Thanks for picking at the sutures in my recently bereaved heart :sob:

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That’s a bit rich coming from the man who killed Thag. Just trying to get a bit of cheese that was all he was trying to do.

Hat tip for the use of sutures your vocabulary is bigger than mine. It’s like when rugby went south. I’m sure Thag was quite elegant in his linguistic expression too. Oh jaysus it’s awful sad

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← dumb guy question. What is Thag? Feels like something i dont want to google on a work phone.

Character in the greatest thread that ever there was

Jinu killed him off with a turtle blow to the head. Oh Jesus its awful sad

Cheers. But not gonna go down that rabbit hole, he seems just really damaged or a really funny guy to watch in public. Wish him/her the best. I kinda prefer the mouse.

Or ardvark hol?

Ard means earth
Vark is cow or cattle
Hol is hole or burrow.

Pretty interesting I guess I know what a rabbit hole means but an ardvarkhol ?

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Yeah there are all kinds of weirdos/lunatics posting stuff on this site.

Thag is the name of a ruggedly handsome Neanderthal guy with luscious shoulder-length hair. But you’re probably not into that kind of thing. Not on the “work phone” at least

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So we are going down the aardvarkhol of jinu posting non inspirational posts (and biggis dickus being touchy). Jesus it’s awful sad.

Rereading now and it’s somewhere above the remains of the day but below the grapes of wrath. I never read the grapes of wrath but I’m told it’s good so I’ll take their word for it.

Closest parallel I have is the third policeman, which as it happens was rejected for publication multiple times

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I read it in primary school
 the climactic “young women breast feeds old man” scene appealed to me immensely

Spastic hawk lol

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we didn’t have a novel until secondary all boys school too. I got into the English poetry though. I liked dylan thomas and Alfred j prufrock etc memorised several poems that we didn’t have to memorise didn’t like the innane explanations but the poems had their own thing.

Definitely stopped short of breast feeding though.

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In the long lonely interval between the cessation of breast feeding at age 11 (you’re a big boy now) and my first serious girlfriend at age 12, such literary material was of great comfort to me

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Dear lord. All from a rodent rescue.

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Failed rodent rescue :sob:
If “Little Grey” had survived, I’d be posting pics of him being promenaded, Taiwanese style, in a pet-pram through the more fashionable parts of Taipei

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Well if we’re going to through Japanese into the mix, here’s a pic of a well-trained mouse/a well-moused train. The mouse is called ăƒăƒ„ăƒŒăƒăƒ„ăƒŒ but the train is called Choo Choo.

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If only Little Grey had made it, he might have grown up to be a train driver himself :sob:

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What if the mouse grows a bunch of tentacles and uses it for whatever?

Then he would have made his parents proud by growing up to be a famous JAV star. Tentacle porn has been around for centuries (see artwork below) but he would have been a trailblazer in the mouse-mollusc (mollusc-mouse?) erotica niche.

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Somehow i feel relieved the mouse died rather than go through whatever torment you had in store for it. Jesus!

It would’ve been pampered