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Recreation Sports
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ok, I ripped this off another websire but it sounds interesting.
Take a question and specify how many word have to be used to answer it it.
for instance

[quote]It goes like this - describe something in a certain number of words(e.g. explain how to make toast in exactly 52 words, or why is the matrix the best film ever in 4 words), then set the next challenge. You have to be coherent as possible.

If someone says “describe the colour of an apple in seven million words” feel free to decline their challenge.

I’ll submit the first challenge -

explain how to make toast in exactly 52 words…[/quote]

answer
Take a slice of bread. The slice needs to be heated to an extreme degree for a limited amount of time. This results in the outer surfaces of the bread becoming crisped and brown. When it is brown and crisped on both sides, it has metamorphosed into a substance known as

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I don’t know where Tiawan is, but being as I live in Taiwan, I’ll say I sleep all weekend. :wink:

Sorry to pick on your typo, but this is a cool idea!

Okay, next challenge:

Give a synopsis of Lord of the Rings in exactly 45 words.

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Bilbo gives the ring to Frodo. Gandalf tells Frodo and Sam to take the ring to rivendell. On the way they meet Merry and Pippin. Elrond tells them to go to mordor. Nine go. One dies. Gollum tries to steal ring. They finish the quest.

Next challenge:

What the hell am I doing on forumosa.com at 3am on a Monday night?
15 words. GO!

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Porn site up. One hand typing. Uh oh, girlfriend. Click forumosa.com window. :laughing:

Describe this picture in exactly 36 words

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ImaniOU - better to say describe this collection of pictures.
:nsfw: ebaumsworld.com/dayafterparty.html :nsfw:

I saw these on another site which has since closed because it was getting too many hits. Unfortunately, ebaumsworld has chosen to taken out some of the best pics.

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some people say it is unlucky to sleep under a shelf filled with toothpicks but i am lucky. I will prove them all wrong. Nothing can happen to me. I hope no earthquake comes. aww crap

stinky tofu in 17 words

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Walking down the street on a warm summer night. Sniff, sniff. Dog shit?
Nope…

Chou doufu cart.

Next challenge:

Your opinion on disco in 13 words.

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My opinion about disco is that they play really bad music every time.

Describe the inside of a ping-pong ball in 27 words.

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It is light, whitish, airy, shock resistant and carefully selected quality air trapped inside by a big machine in a ping pong ball factory somewhere in China.

Crap, I know but I tried.

Describe the aesthetic beauty of a cricket stump in 38 words.

BroonAesthete

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[quote=“BroonAle”]It is light, whitish, airy, shock resistant and carefully selected quality air trapped inside by a big machine in a ping pong ball factory somewhere in China.[/quote]All the quality air in China is imported, but fakes are everywhere. Caveat Emptor :wink: