Apparently, long Covid removes your eyes, nose and mouth and turns your hands into paws.
At least he managed to find the energy for a trip to IKEA during the pandemic.
Also, he’s gonna have trouble with that phone call, seeing as he has no ear holes either.
That wily virus!
That’s nothing. He was white earlier in the pandemic, and his kid apparently didn’t make it either.
Tragic, but that’s what happens when you skip a booster.
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Well … Not really funny as such, but there seem to be so many of these now that gallows humour is making a big comeback. Some other football player apparently keeled over yesterday, for reasons unknown.
It’s been confirmed as an acute case of climate change.
You got me.
I think I saw that one in the news, assuming I’m thinking of the same case.
I read that it’s being ascribed to commotio cordis - this rare event where impact to just the right part of the chest during just the right part of the cardiac cycle* can induce ventricular fibrillation with a high risk of death if not immediately treated.
(*the 40-millisecond period containing the upslope of the T wave, or perhaps the 3 months following an mRNA vaccine shot. )