Your son is coming home and you want to play PC games with him?
Playing PC? Seriously? What kind of monster parent are you? Do you have any idea what you’re doing to him?
Better get a console, more split screen gaming options there 
Just kidding. Gaming at home probably has never before been so good for health.
…care to disclose the location?
For research purposes.
Not as funny as “Why was six scared?”
The hills of Xindian!
That’s A LOT of hills, I need something more specific!
Edit: a friend just now shared a photo of a waterfall in Xindian on Facebook. We’re being tracked.
Under heavy foliage?
Six watermelons for six consecutive days of zero cases.
Taiwan News has posted its brief daily report from today’s press conference:
Guy
“We are on vacation! No more questions!” 
Taiwan is better off not being a part of a corrupt amoral group called the WHO.
And it would have to pay for the privilege.
Please tell me they announced they will stop the daily press conference after x number of consecutive zeros. And also no more mandatory masks after the virus ‘dies out’ in Taiwan by June.
No, no, we need to promote vegetables and fruits and snacks to help prop up the economy, affected by the crisis,. Consume local products!
At this point they should make it every 2 or 3 days, unless there’s new local cases or developments to address.
Guys! Guys! I figured out how to solve the issue of where you can make friends and even finding a potential girlfriend. Just request the cute 25 year old new police officer as your quarantine supervisor.
Girlfriend material!
Scratch that, Wifey material!
Not really secrets anymore, or maybe known secrets. And hard to hide missiles. Mountain caves are all around Taipei, even Taiwan.
As long as you are single and not already married… 
What happens in quarantine , stays in quarantine
