It’s just England. Playing balls they should have left.
Atrocity Exhibition.
I want to be South African . Or , indeed , any other nationality 
No amount of ellipses can right that sorry performance.
MISSING: England’s Test Cricket Team. LAST SEEN: September at the Oval beating India. IF FOUND: Return to the ECB, Lord’s, London.
I’m watching this at the Monkey after work. I think England could do it.
Damn , I wish I could be there Well , so you’re saying there is still a chance Lloyd? 
One in a million 
I hope so , game on .
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I seriously think we’re going to win.
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I like the cut of your jib , Sir. 
“We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
– William Goldman
We are in for an interesting first session…
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Sri Lanka vs. New Zealand will end in a draw.
Jesus, they might actually do it…massive backfire with the new ball by the cheaters
Massive new ball mistake. England are favourite now.
The Warner catch was incredible.
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we got a great chance now.
Sadly my Monkey viewing is over. Promised she who must be obeyed I’d be home by 9. There are still 4 guys in the pool room watching, and two Taiwanese women taking photos of each other pretending to play pool in sexy poses.
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If I was with you , you would be staying right there 
. It’s possible we may win , but this is England . Never forget . Definitely possible though . I suppose the volatility makes it more entertaining 
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I arrive back home to see England have scored a stupid run out.
Useless shagging bastards
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Well done. Not every married man can pull off spending half the day alone in a bar. 
At my age it’s difficult to pull off at all 
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