Man, I really do like Taiwan. I’ve been here for almost 6 yrs…don’t plan on leaving soon.
but today I’m just really disgruntled with this place. A mom came rushing into my classroom because she is on the verge of giving birth…and now she wants to rush my student to the hairdressers to get her hair washed and done so that she doesn’t have to worry about that. (she does it anyways…3 times a week, because she is too busy to tie her own kids hair) And now she’s popping out another one that she also doesn’t have time for…
I got very close to being killed on my scooter. I usually love the craziness of the traffic here…but today felt like one of those ‘pending doom’ movies…like Final Destination (1-4) where you KNOW some accident is going to happen…it’s only a matter of time.
I finally make it home and throw myself on the couch with my dog. I’m trying to fall asleep because I have given up on this day (more idiotic, stressy stuff happened, but not going into detail) and I just want to nap.But doggy-dearest wakes up every time a scooter drives past because she thinks it’s the flatmate coming home. I live in a small alley, and yet a scooter drives by every minute…Dog wakes up, I wake up…
So I turn on the TV just to see that freakin Blackie guy on Channel V with his bunch of retarded skinny Mei-Mei girls speaking as if they have inhaled helium and standing there talking about how ‘fat’ the one girl is because she weighs 44kgs. Blackie even pokes at her ribs and goes ‘ajooooo’.
whaaat is up with this place? Is it really sexy to try and look like a 12 yr old girl and shriek like a retard while pointing your feet inwards?
ugh ugh ugh. I feel like inventing a new ‘Loose weight’ Milkshake and lace it with testosterone!!!