Dog of the Day (2020 edition)

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Legend says he’s still running

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I knew @Rocket and @Hanna had some kind of offline relationship!
Now we have proof!
No point in hiding anymore!

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It’s true. He is my abominable son.

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I fucking hate them pants.
No fucking pockets. :rage:

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… and she put them on you inside out.

Sheesh. How’s a kid gonna develop ANY self-esteem like that?

Wait, that’s the price tag. Still, inside-out or not, no self esteem possible in those things.

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Pfft. The pattern says “COOL” and “HERO” and other positive words repeatedly. How does one not feel like a COOL HERO wearing them?

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See, it’s WRITTEN on them. PRINTED, even. But that’s the point: it’s NOT COOL if you have it written on the pants. Especially grey stretch pants with no pockets.

True cool comes from people just knowing, without the prompt.

(Mind you, if you repeat a lie often enough, it eventually becomes the truth, to some of the sheeple.)

YOU try pulling off interplanetary heists and demolition gigs when your Mom buys your clothes at fucking Walmart, I dare you

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Worthless ingrate!

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Another nice video from the pair:

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I like to think I’m always the dog of the day.

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I think this fits you better:

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Or, you know, don’t bother :raccoon:

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