Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
I just wanted to let you all know that I have not been hung at all and am in perfect health. No need to worry and thanks for your concern!
[quote=“irishstu”]Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
I just wanted to let you all know that I have not been hung at all and am in perfect health. No need to worry and thanks for your concern![/quote]
That’s NOT what I said! I told you that the last time you called my voice was too hoarse to talk and that’s why I hung up on you! 
[quote=“housecat”][quote=“irishstu”]Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
I just wanted to let you all know that I have not been hung at all and am in perfect health. No need to worry and thanks for your concern![/quote]
That’s NOT what I said! I told you that the last time you called my voice was too hoarse to talk and that’s why I hung up on you! [/quote]
OK, I might have got a bit mixed up there with the hoarse/horse thing, but that doesn’t explain the other women talking about me being hung like a donkey. Just out of curiosity, do they hang horses and donkeys differently?
Stu, now pay attention: the horses and donkeys you are talking about are far away; the ones these women are talking about are very small.
Little pony is so cute.
If you were suspended by a rope around your neck you are hanged, not hung. So that’s not what they meant. They meant you have a large penis.
Twelve inches? Large? :roflmao: Maybe in Ireland.
Twelve inches? Large? :roflmao: Maybe in Ireland.[/quote]
BFM, thanks for the clarification. I have no idea how such a rumour could have started then. Maybe it’s because I started it.
Sandman, OBVIOUSLY you’re talking about girth, right? In an unexcited state, OBVIOUSLY.
12" LENGTH would be TINY. Everyone knows THAT.
[quote=“irishstu”]12" LENGTH would be TINY. Everyone knows THAT.[/quote]That’s why they said like a horse. A horse’s is twice that long, err… apparently.
[quote=“irishstu”]Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
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They also added the word fly to the end of horse.
[quote=“Chewycorns”][quote=“irishstu”]Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
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They also added the word fly to the end of horse.
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Damn…
… unless they were speaking “proportionally” (quickly Googles horsefly cock dimensions).
I thought my response was hilarious and can’t understand why it hasn’t received some recognition as such.
I’m guessing it’s because you’re all busy fawning over ol’ big cock! 
[quote=“Stray Dog”]I thought my response was hilarious and can’t understand why it hasn’t received some recognition as such.
I’m guessing it’s because you’re all busy fawning over ol’ big cock! 
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You posted?
Oh wait… you did…
Sorry… no… I don’t get it. Aren’t small horses and far-away horses the same thing? You know, like cows.
[quote=“irishstu”]… unless they were speaking “proportionally” (quickly Googles horsefly cock dimensions).[/quote]Done that, the best compliment is “hung like a barnacle”, being hung like a gorilla is really really bad, trust me I know.
That’s for proportional sizes, in absolute sizes it’s a blue whale as I mentioned in another thread. But they they proportionally small plums (but still 10kg each), so it’s not all good news.
[quote=“irishstu”][quote=“housecat”][quote=“irishstu”]Apparently some women have been going around saying that I was hung like a horse.
I just wanted to let you all know that I have not been hung at all and am in perfect health. No need to worry and thanks for your concern![/quote]
That’s NOT what I said! I told you that the last time you called my voice was too hoarse to talk and that’s why I hung up on you! [/quote]
OK, I might have got a bit mixed up there with the hoarse/horse thing, but that doesn’t explain the other women talking about me being hung like a donkey. Just out of curiosity, do they hang horses and donkeys differently?[/quote]
They Might have been calling you a jackass . . . . .
Are you feeling a little unstable?
Poor Iris. It’s so sad.